#mind-power

"Ageing [10w] There's no such thing as age -- only degrees of opacity."

"What is God? [17] [10w] God has a fondness for cosmology and carbon-based life forms."

"Keep Your Day Job Bitch [10w] + {Couplet} If you've guessed that I'm blessed,augury ain't your strawberry."

"God is Great [10w] God found me in a dumpster and made me holy."

"Cumin vs. Acumen Cumin is a powerful spice with a nutty peppery flavor;Acumen is more about having the good taste to knowhow and when to use it."

"In the Future [1]: (criminals) In the future we're going to find a wayto turn criminals into wordsand then place them in parentheses."

"Boasting vs. Toasting [10w] + {Couplet} What many call boasting to my success I call toasting."

"Poverty: a temporary financial low, curable by money."

"FBI vs. CIA When a person works for the FBI for 20 years and retires,he gets a watch.When a person works for the CIA for 20 years and retires,he gets watched.I know this not because I'm in law enforcement or with the NSA ~I know this because I have HBO."

"Dating Asian Her Kung Fu style was not too bad,but at doggie style she had me had."

"Amputees Smart phones and the internet are the prosthetics our century cannot live without.Until we can put them down to take a quiet walk in the woods,we are all amputees."

"Consolation [10w] Man finds consolation in love, laughter and Ben & Jerry's."

"Taste [10w] + [10w] "If you have sophisticated taste, you like what I like.If you're a Neanderthal, you will love what I hate."

"Frivolous Gossip and Poetry It's just so much frivolous gossip to dwell upon the moral merits of a poet;what should only concern the reader is the merit of his words.Leave moral judgments to the preachers and aesthetic judgments to the critical readers."

"Tonight is For the Dying I've seen it grow dark ten-thousand times, yet never once mourned the loss of light, until tonight. Tonight I'm dying, dying, dying; before morn I may be ash in an urn, I know the light will return, maybe keeping ablaze its promise to others. Maybe not.If I had my druthers, the others would bedying, dying, dying, too,tonight."

"The mind is just like a muscle - the more you exercise it, the stronger it gets and the more it can expand."

"Love Haiku Sumerian whoregrabs my wedge, says: 'I love aman in cuneiform."

"Steer Clear [10w] Avoid alliances with anyone who's more to gain than you."

"Movies [10w] Movies were invented to sellbuttery snacks and sugary drinks"

"Bonjour [10w] You're more obscure than first we met,"uttered with regret."