#mind-power

"Now your boat comes in every day with Cosmic Ordering."

"Poverty: a temporary financial low, curable by money."

"Good Egg [10w] Picking up the pieces is the responsibilty of the egg."

"A Note from Time Management [10w] Our time machine's temporarily out of order. Come back yesterday."

"Why I Don't Carry a Cellphone [10w] It's a sign of servility you can be contacted anytime."

"Clairol 2: Hair color so natural only her hairdresser knows for sure... ...but he's gay and already Tweeted it to 300 people."

"Poetry is a Ladder {C☰O☰U☰P☰L☰E☰T} {The poet's job is to create a ladder} {for the reader to enter his imagination}and☰once☰they've☰climbed☰u­p☰to☰the ☰top☰remove☰each☰rung☰by☰grad­ation"

"Let's get physical, physical [10w] All physical contact is meaningful,even if meaningful means sleazy."

"The 3 Most Powerful Words in the English Language for Every College Student [3w] Ilovepizza"

"Herpes [10w] Only greatness and genital herpes are conspicuous by their absence."

"Stumble When you don't know how to end a sentence you've stumbled upon a truth."

"Err 2 [10w] To err is human, to make it a habit, assinine."

"Cutthroat Competition [10w] If competition becomes cutthroatit suggests business has become piracy."

"They'd Rather Switch [10w] Hearing is wasted on the blind;sight, on the deaf."

"Getting Even Bring a gun to a knife-fight,Bring a nuke to a war.Even if you don't win,You'll even the score.““”̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿’̿’̵͇̿̿з=(•̪ⓧ)=ε/̵͇̿̿/̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿"

"Iran [10w] In Teheran daylight dawnswith minarets against skies of bronze."

"O God O God I love you.I worship you, I need you.Everything I am is because of you.Everything.O God I hate you."

"What's Hot [10w] + {Couplet} We incorrectly assume what's hotis becoming what we're not."

"Legacy To leave a legacy,you first gotta leave your leg in the door."

"A Voice from the Past A book is a voice from the past whispering into your ear.Sometime I get the urge to exhume the author's bodyand hit him in the head with a shovel."