"Back when I was a competitive swimmer, I used to dream of going to the Olympics. But then I changed my mind, once I found out how expensive the tickets are."
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"Objective Journalism Foreign journalists will always compromise objectivity to preserve relationships that give them better access."
"Snob [10w[ I'm throwing a party so exclusive I'm not even invited."
"Stuff your brain with knowledge."
"The first peace, which is the most important, is that which comes within the souls of people when they realize their relationship, their oneness with the universe and all its powers, and when they realize at the center of the universe dwells the Great Spirit, and that its center is really everywhere, it is within each of us."
"Who Am I "I don't know who I am whenI'm not the person who loves you."
"The Hand that Feeds You Don't bite the hand that feeds you ~unless you're in a haunted houseand the fucking hand isn't attached to anything."
"California Haiku "After my boob jobI'm taking acting lessons.Fuck's fifty, no anal."
"Flattery [10w] Flattery is the only passport that will get you everywhere"
"Till Death Do You Part [10w] Marriage will indeed change people ~for better or for worse."
"The 2-Step Self-Discovery Program The first step in self-discovery is not giving a shit what anybody else thinks.The second step is knowing you're a self-centered asshole."
"The Road to Poetry Hell [10w] The road to poetry hell is likepaved with similes."
"The mind is left bereft when it is nothing more than a tool of regurgitation."
"The white cat Sal-al was lying on the straw matting in the empty conservatory. She looked at us with a wicked, conceited expression as if all her appetites had just been satisfied. She was beautiful. Vesta and I both said, "I wish I were a cat!"Before we got to the last word we smiled at each other in annoyance, not liking the idea that most human beings think very much alike."
"The mind is the mine of man, wherein he digs out good or evil."
"The mind is not a vessel to be filled, but a fire to be kindled."
"A book without words is a mind without thought."
"Free Will [20w] A bunch of amino acids bumping up together is not the scientific explanation of free will, it's grilling a hamburger."
"My Sweet Home, Alabama If it grows, it sticks, if it crawls, it bites,if it's outside, it rusts,if it's ornery, it fights,if it's a dawg, it barks.if its a possum, it feignsif it's a buggy, it squeals,if it's winter, it's summer,If it's slimy, it's eels.If it ain't Dixie, it won't do,so let's fix to get piss drunkand lynch us another nigger and Jew."
"Advice for Women at Starbucks If a vanilla latte and banana nut muffin doesn't solve the problem,perhaps you're going at it wrong."