#personal-development

"The Wonder of Wandering [10w] When you wander without destination,the world becomes your teacher."

"Show Up [10w] I've waited for you all my life ~show up already!"

"Plant vs. Harvest [10w] Any fool can harvest but it takes true skill to plant."

"Pussy Whipped I was pussy whipped with four lashes.It was a helluva threesome ~but I still can't get the damn mascara off my one-eyed snake."

"Writer's Block [10w] Every writer's block is surrounded by a million other possibilities."

"Love vs. the Three Headed Dragon In relationships, the corrosive venom of the three-headed dragon areindifference, fault-finding and 'take-each-other-for-grantedness'.Only these cantarnish the shining armor of amour."

"Taco Bell [10w] Taco Bell: Living proof you can shit where you eat."

"Endless Childhood [10w] + {Couplet} Put off summer's endAnd adulthood's vexingburdens shall suspend."

"Original Thoughts [10w] Original thoughts are not diminished by days, distance or disregard."

"The ‘New House, New Luck’ Fallacy [10w] Switching external environment doesn't cure depression;change must occur internally."

"Perfect Sex [10w] Perfects sex balances the conflicting pleasures of submission and mastery."

"Taste [10w] + [10w] "If you have sophisticated taste, you like what I like.If you're a Neanderthal, you will love what I hate."

"Save the Last Dance for Me Life is a Hesitation Waltz danced to swing time measure. We're all given the free will to suspend our moving foot or slowly drag it during the halt."

"Coins [10w] Statesmen whose faces are on coins are amenable to change."

"In the Future [1]: (criminals) In the future we're going to find a wayto turn criminals into wordsand then place them in parentheses."

"Grass in a Sidewalk Crack Grass sprounting miraculously in a sidewalk crack is a metaphor forlousy maintenance."

"Food If food comes with a labelthat's warning enough you shouldn't eat it."

"Carlsberg: Probably the best lager in the world... ...just like IKEA is the best furniture on earth."

"Mint Julep {Couplet} I've had more than a hint of a tulip or two,after treating them to a mint julep, or two."

"ᏰέƦẙḽԃṏሁ Լέῳ [10w] II ᏰέƦẙḽԃṏሁ Լέῳ accounts for 15.7% of all Hello Poetry's pageviews."