#personal-development

"Vapers I bought a vape pen from a vaporium.The vapologist advised meto get the model with the refillable vape tank.When the fuck did smoking become so vapid?"

"Russian, Metafizicheskiy-poshlost This is the humorous metaphysical banality like watching Tolstoy's wife, Sophia, nag her husband about leaving borscht stains on the table linen. The resulting discombobulation totally messed up the ending of Anna Karenina."

"Gifts Never look a gift horse in the assor a donkey in the mouth."

"You can dramatize your ideas in business or in any other aspect of your life. It’s easy"

"Who Isn't [10w] Psychotherapy's powerless once you assume you're smarter than the therapist."

"Gays & Lesbians Birds of a feather fuck together."

"Today's Affirmation [10w] "I'll unplug myself from myselfand plug into something higher."

"Too Much Information You must empty your mind of garbage to let new garbage in."

"Fabulous Creatures and Trust Issues [10w] Never trust a sheep in wolf’s clothing despite the unicorn."

"Hung [10w] Being caught with your pants down is a hanging offense."

"Genocide [10w] Genocide is the runaway bride once death becomes the bridegroom."

"Love Poetry [10w] Love poetry is simply bleeding on the page with ink."

"New Year Resolutions I [10w] Change my voice;unclog my ears;open my heart."

"Getting Real about the Eel It's not that eel wants to avoid commitment.From the eel's point of view, it is a matter of survival.Who the fuck wants to be with an eel anyway,when there are plenty of less slippery fish."

"Dictator [10w] Clever dictators keep their friends closeand their enemies dead."

"Dogs Playing Poker Art [10w] Poker-faced dogs looks like they're bluffing or need to shit."

"Explosive Heart [10w] + {Couplet} A heart that's been playedcan become a hand grenade."

"Hi-Yo Silver! Away! [10w] "Kimosabe, me wanna fuckum Pamela, pronto.My teepee's blue."Tonto"

"The Game Is Afoot God's buried eight jewels within my soul.Life's game is,'Remove each gem, yet find me whole.'The clue is,"Eight is one, and one is eight,no jewel's more precious,all equally great."

"Free Lunch There's no such thing as a free lunch ~for people who haven't yet learned to beat the system ;)"