#personal-development

"Hung [10w] Being caught with your pants down is a hanging offense."

"Accurs'd McDonalds, I Bite my Thumb at Thee! {Couplet} Let vex'd heavens rant and rage,This here McNigga slave ain't workin' for no McMinimum wage."

"Love Fades [10w] Like our love,Chinese painters show distance in faded grays."

"Why We Need Smart People [10w] We need smart people to call other smart people morons."

"Err [10w] My dear, "To err is human — to forgive, to redefine."

"Wishing Wells [10w] Wishes fall to the bottom of wells;only faith floats."

"Thorn [5w] Every thorn has its rose."

"Extra Crispy Deranged Free Range Chickens "Hey, I may be delusional in believing you're delusional,but one thinks for sure, the person who bothers to read this shit is delusional."

"Love and Death [10w] A person who lives without love chooses death by default."

"Knowledgeable [10w] The knowledgeable man inventoried and catalogued everything he doesn't know."

"Small Packages [10w] Great things come in small packages from a geological perspective."

"To Trend or Not to Trend I've had a thousand trending poems,they were rarely my best.Evoking empathy and shared feelingis the poet's only true test."

"Deaf [10w] No man suffers deafness if he listens with his eyes."

"Love in the Afterlife [10w] Maybe I'll love you in the afterlife.This life, fuhgeddaboudit."

"Income Tax [10w] A man's income tax return measures his integrity and stupidity."

"Beloved Poetry [10w] Write poetry like it’ll convince your beloved who to marry."

"Maine State Motto Dirigo. [10]You won't find no niggers here, eh."

"Lady Gaga Haiku A cow has a big head, deep voice, a long tongue, butLady Gaga he's not."

"Boundaries [10w] Receiving bribes blurs the clear boundaries between friends and enemies."

"An Enirely Different Matter [10W] Four states of matter:solid, liquid, gasand ffuzzy-wuzzy."