#personal-development

"Writer's Block [10w] Every writer's block is surrounded by a million other possibilities."

"Flattery [10w] Flattery is the only passport that will get you everywhere"

"Spooning [10w] Love means tasting her spaghetti sauce on a wooden spoon."

"Enemies [10w] I prefer my enemies death than apologeticfor closure's sake"

"The Hand that Feeds You Don't bite the hand that feeds you ~unless you're in a haunted houseand the fucking hand isn't attached to anything."

"2 Rules on Becoming a Good Poet [10w] Rule#1: Never write shitty poetry.Rule#2: Never forget Rule #1."

"Sex Kitchens of the Future [10w] Her entire kitchen was made of silicone ~ including her breasts."

"Time is Not a Constant [10w] Time speeds up, crawls, compresses and expands depending on mood."

"Death [10w] What the the dying most resent is life goes on."

"Love and Blindness [10w] Love may be unilaterally blind,but divorce blinds both parties."

"Getting Even Bring a gun to a knife-fight,Bring a nuke to a war.Even if you don't win,You'll even the score.““”̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿’̿’̵͇̿̿з=(•̪ⓧ)=ε/̵͇̿̿/̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿"

"Fighting For Your Life [10w] 'Everything will be alright,'doesn't mean we stop the fight."

"Love in the Afterlife [10w] Maybe I'll love you in the afterlife.This life, fuhgeddaboudit."

"Disability [10w] Unconditional love can turn a child's disability into an advantage."

"United Negro College Fund: A mind is a terrible thing to waste... ...and so is your paycheck,so don't waste good money on a lost cause."

"The Refugee I packed my car with cash and valuablesand headed for the border.At the first checkpoint they took my cash.At the second they took my valuables.At the border they took my car and my shoes.I walked barefoot the last 100 feet to freedom,and was greeted with open arms by a person I didn't recognize.In time I discovered that strangerwas the me they could not take from me."

"Lost & Found of Love We cannot forfeit what was not truly ours to begin with.You can only lose yourself in the heartbreak of love lostand find yourself againinthe miracle of love regained."

"Home Never give up a home for a house;you may never find a home again."

"Be Careful What You Wish For More often than not,a dream come true is a nightmare-in-the-making."

"Wisconsin State Motto Forward.Leading the nation in drunk driving and Cheesehead hats."