#personal-development

"United Negro College Fund: A mind is a terrible thing to waste... ...and so is your paycheck,so don't waste good money on a lost cause."

"Save the Last Dance for Me Life is a Hesitation Waltz danced to swing time measure. We're all given the free will to suspend our moving foot or slowly drag it during the halt."

"Cutthroat Competition [10w] If competition becomes cutthroatit suggests business has become piracy."

"Pale Oak Leaves Scatter Pale oak leaves scatteraround my father's grave."For this I pay $30/month maintenance?"

"Carrots and Creativity [10w] Put a carrot in front of you for optimal creativity."

"Jew in a Canoe Haiku Jew in a canoe,whitewater rushes, the canoe tips.The Jew doesn't."

"Disability [10w] Unconditional love can turn a child's disability into an advantage."

"Fabulous Creatures and Trust Issues [10w] Never trust a sheep in wolf’s clothing despite the unicorn."

"Comfort Zone Your comfort zone has a clock on it, ticking off until it becomes your death zone."

"Time Traveler's Ennui The future ain't what it use to be."

"Life Imprisonment with No Possibility of Parole [10w] "The needle is preferable to three hots and a cot."

"The 3 Most Powerful Words in the English Language for Every College Student [3w] Ilovepizza"

"Out to Lunch [10w] Behind closed doors, there's nothing we rightfully can call crazy."

"Democracy, Really [10w] A democracy is free to replace one tyranny with another."

"Narcissist, Assholes and Immunization Narcissists and assholes are immunized by their egos and sense of entitlement against the criticisms, grievances and resentments of others."

"Breathe inhale.exhalerepeatThat should solve 90% of your problems.For the other 10% ask your local Rabbi."

"Wine [10w] American wines tasting as good as French wines are presumptuous."

"BFF, My Ass ~ It's a Jungle Out There! About one-third of all marriages are procured by sabotaging your best friend's happiness."

"Barnum & Bailey Circus: The Greatest Show on Earth... ...when you can't afford Cirque du Soleil."

"Heart My heart jumps every time you walk through the door.It's not love.I have an arrhythmia."