#personal-growth

"Finally, I Know Who I Am You are what you eat.~ Ludwig Andreas FeuerbachWe become what we think about.~ Earl NightingaleI'm a Horny Pizza!"

"A Good Krill When there's a ocean to sieve through,there's no good or bad krill.There's only your mouth and hunger ~like Vladimir Putin."

"Death [10w] What the the dying most resent is life goes on."

"National Rifle Association Credo [10w] God gave us two hands to holdan assault rifle."

"Credo of a Substitute Teacher I'm a 'sugar free' substitute teacher.I speak frankly and never gave any of my studentsa single word of encouragement.Why should I? Even after 10 years the school hasn't given me a pension, health insurance or paid sick leave.So fuck 'em.Fuck 'em all."

"Love is a Gamble [10w] Love's a gamble ~ better lose than never spin the wheel."

"Some Semblance of Such "To lose one's identity to a Doppelgänger may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose multiple identities speaks of Nabakov."

"Avery If a boy named Avery marries a girl named Avery,will they name or just label their children?"

"Rewrite☷Rewrite [10w] Happiness writes new memories;New losses rewrite over old ones."

"Reflection Upon Reflection [10w] Don't look into a mirror in rooms full of mirrors."

"The 'Ugly' Poet [10w] Poets develop cleverness with wordsto compensate for their unattractiveness."

"Visual Pun [10w] Example of visual pun:cloud shaped like a banana peel."

"Die Alone It is man's tragic fate to die alone,therefore, we must carefully choose who we die alone with."

"Where humanitysowed faith, hope, and unity, joy’s garden blossomed."

"The Tragedy of Forgetfulness When you stop loving someone,in order to heal your memory of them begins to fade.Unfortunately, the good ones fade with the bad and suddenlyyears of your life have disappeared."

"Measuring Love The only scientist who can measure love is the onewho's in love with another scientist."

"Schmuck [10w] + {Couplet} Show kindness to a schmuck,it's guaranteed you'll get fucked."

"Now, I'm Not Born Yet [10w] I brought a sundial to a flight crossing the International-Date-Line."

"Hellman's Mayonnaise: Bring out the Hellman's and bring out the best... ...artery clogger since Burger King’s Triple Whopper with Cheese."

"Wretched [10w] Intelligence without compassion is an invitation to a wretched life."