#personal-growth

"Sixty is the New Fifty The good news is sixty is the new fifty.The bad news is twenty is the new ten."

"Unruffled [10w] Nothing’s calmer than an unruffled duck eating a cool cucumber."

"Valentine's Day 1 [10w] Valentine's Day affirms the promise that love can be sustained."

"Dressed to Kill [10w] At fashionable parties,vegetarians should not be dressed to kill."

"New Year's Resolutions New Year's resolutions shouldn't be about doing new things;it should be about stopping to do the shitty things you're already doing."

"Finally, I Know Who I Am You are what you eat.~ Ludwig Andreas FeuerbachWe become what we think about.~ Earl NightingaleI'm a Horny Pizza!"

"Oxford, England Haiku City shrouded in fogand within the blinding mist we found each other."

"Sometimes it's Love and Sometimes the... [10w] ...tingling sensation of excitement, happiness, and nervousnessis jock itch."

"Hearts Hearts of hope and of promiseHearts filled with dreams and whim,These are the hearts of loversUnguarded,Standing out on a limb.Hearts unmended and brokenHearts scarred to stone and steel,These are the hearts of loversArmored,Being unable to feel."

"again!"=""Perfect happiness is when your child giggles and yells,"Again!"

"What Ever Happened to Stupid? [10w] ‘I’m only human’,has become everybody’s license to fuck up."

"Coffee Wisdom [2] For a real manthe only thing better than the scent of pussyis the smell of freshly ground coffee."

"Spontaneous Gift Giving [10w] Learn to give gifts spontaneously accompanied by a love note."

"Irish-Gaelic Wife-Fooking Proverb The truth can't be concealedI fooked your Caitlin from behind,because you can never plow a field by just turning it over in your mind.By the way, Caitlin's last words, before sucking me cock, were"Me husband's balls smells like ballyblue cheese, ahhhhhh, Éirinn go Brách!"

"Say No to Drugs Commercials The image of an egg sizzling in a frying pan is not your brain on drugs.It's just a fucking omelet."

"Black Hole The death of one great man makes the world seem empty;the death or three creates a back hole in the heart of humanity.In Memorium 2015B.B. KingOliver SacksNicholas Winton"

"Before It's Too Late [10w] Life's too transient to waste time hating ~plot revenge now!"

"Self-Motivation [10w] "Today I'll do something more extraordinarythan I did yesterday."

"Your Poem A poem is a waking dream.If your poem is shit,then it was a fucking nightmare."

"Too Much Information You must empty your mind of garbage to let new garbage in."