#personal-growth

"Athens, Texas Haiku Blackeyed Pea Capital of the World.Yup, just another shithole."

"Memory Timeline of Divorce Divorce +1 year: "Just because we don't talk, it doesn't mean I can't stop thinking about you."Divorce +10 years: "The one good thing that came out of our marriage was our wonderful children."Divorce +20 year: "Who? Doesn't ring a bell."

"God Created [10w] Lips were created to kiss and hands to make peace."

"Kansas Haiku "Ya' know Superman'sfrom here and Jor-El could'vesent him to New York."

"There is nothing wrong with your television set. Do not attempt to adjust the picture. [10w] + {Couplet} Network TV's insistent stupidity to the Outer Limits pushes me."

"Accurs'd McDonalds, I Bite my Thumb at Thee! {Couplet} Let vex'd heavens rant and rage,This here McNigga slave ain't workin' for no McMinimum wage."

"Spontaneous Gift Giving [10w] Learn to give gifts spontaneously accompanied by a love note."

"Hemidemisemiquaver [10w] The composer evened the score by ending in a hemidemisemiquaver."

"Regret vs. Good Times "If I had to regret the good times I spent with every lover who eventually disillusioned me,my love life would be reduced to ten seconds."

"Poorly Hidden [10w] We're incapable of hiding arrogance, ambition or being in love."

"Birds [10w] When a bird wakens, flight is no longer a dream."

"How to End Racism [10w] The children of interracial marriages should look like panda bears."

"Confucius vs. Confusion [10w] Confucius says if pussy smell like fish change the bait."

"Did He Do the Right Thing? I walked out of the room. I did not stay to watch my beloved draw her last breath because I didn't want all my magical memories of her tainted by the profanity of death."

"Wheaties: Breakfast of Champions... who'll endorse any product for a price."

"Memory Foam [10w] She had an ass like an elephants memoryfoam pillow."

"Patience [10w] Patience is the most technologically advanced form of energy efficiency."

"Paranoid Realist Perspective [10w] "I've conquered all my enemies except for the real ones."

"The Stink of Hate {Couplet} When haters write they raise a stink;must be the venom coursing through their ink."

"Celebrity [10w] Celebrity seeking is like love or war: NO HOLDS BARRED."