#personal-growth

"Garden [10w] A garden is a poem written with flowers on earth."

"Switch Hitter [10w] Aphorisms are penned in my left brain,poetry, my right."

"Tickled Pink Today,without thinking,I filled my half-empty fish tank, to its brink.Having doubled the size of his universe,my Siamese bettais quite tickled pinkThe same thing happens when you fill my half-empty world with your love.Bai, keep pourin'!"

"Let's Face It [10w] If you've peed on enough fire hydrants, you're a dog."

"Cleverness vs. Crime [10w] Being caught's the only difference between cleverness and crime."

"Publisher's Persuasion "You're much too good a writer to want a six figure advance. You don't want your readers to think you're only writing for money ~ do you?"

"American Foreign Policy [10w] Foreign Policy requires dealing from the bottom of the deck."

"Is Prayer Only for Man? I [10w] Does God pray for His creation's in Heaven and Earth?"

"Telekinetic Poker Players Telekinetic poker players have a tell when they're bluffing:they always raise you."

"Iowa Haiku "We're not really dull,we are just misunderstood.Weed helps dull the pain."

"Boasting vs. Toasting [10w] + {Couplet} What many call boasting to my success I call toasting."

"From the Slobodan Milošević interview during the the Hague Tribunal : 'What are your hobbies?' [10w] "I enjoy gardening because weeding reminds me of ethnic cleansing."

"Love [10w] Love is a time machineset to your perfect present"

"War [10w] When leaders threaten war,they’re breaking dirt on our graves."

"Reconstruction of Japan After World War II [10w] 'I am what I plan'became the motto of modern-Japan."

"Crawling Backwards [10w] Crawling backwards is the hardwired wisdom of crabs and survivors."

"Talented [10w] Being called talented brings with it more hatred than applause."

"Animal Species Identity [10w] Funny how animals know their own species without a mirror."

"Hypocrisy [10w] Religion without hypocrisy doesn't exist;that's man's imperfection, not God's."

"♥ Love ♡ My heart skips a beat every time you walk through the door!It isn't love ~ I have an arrhythmia."