#personal-growth

"Alone [10w] Alone in bed because of three wordsI hadn't said."

"DNA [10w] DNA's the last hope of our species,spiraling to extinction."

"Poet and the Fool {Couplet} {Limerick} The fool does his ego inflate,much like a poet does his oeuvre overrate.But the truth of the matter is that neither shit matters;harsh reality shall both nitwits deflate."

"What is Hate? [10w] Hate is merely love hiding behind the mask of envy."

"Optimists vs. Death [10w] Optimists are hopeful people who see a coffin as half-full."

"Mongolian, Temeenii'malgai The small fuzzy hat worn by camels that cross the Gobi desert. Usually stolen by natives of Ulaanbaatar for the groom's hat at weddings. The fuzz on the hat smells so bad that the groom is temporarily blinded and can't see how ugly the bride looks until it's too late."

"Death is Opening Night Everything's that happened yesterday is a rehearsal for everything that will happen..."

"Closets Opening and Closing [10w] + [10w] You can take sweet gay men out of the closet;you can't take the closet out of the master-bedroom suite."

"Extra Crispy Deranged Free Range Chickens "Hey, I may be delusional in believing you're delusional,but one thinks for sure, the person who bothers to read this shit is delusional."

"Sharia Justice [10w] Sharia justice is a lynch mob masquerading as Allah's will."

"Plant vs. Harvest [10w] Any fool can harvest but it takes true skill to plant."

"Knowledgeable [10w] The knowledgeable man inventoried and catalogued everything he doesn't know."

"The AP Stylebook is Useless {Couplet} I can't abbreviate abbreviation nor know how to initialize an acronym,I can find the contraction for contraction nor the précis for a homonym."

"The State of the World Attests to This: [10w] Common people are too easily manipulated or stupid to vote."

"Mild Suffering vs. Great Suffering Mild suffering serves the purpose of inner-change.Great suffering serves the purpose of evil,or just being at the wrong place at the wrong time."

"The Fate of Prodigies [10w] Early to peak, early to deal with obsolescence and obscurity."

"Men Be Forewarned! [20w] A man caught in the embrace of the wrong womanis like having his penis caught in a bear trap."

"❞ [10w] "Let's cuddle like a quotation mark filling a blank page."

"Figure, Woman, Wife I study the sleeping figure,Stare at her sated curl of lip;Her lids sealed in dreams so pureMy love's secured from tip to tip.I study the sleeping womanHer forehead faint with sweatHer eyes wildly remmingOf adulterous sex, I bet.I study the sleeping wife,Her mouth faintly drawing breath;Her throat pouring pools of blood ~How I loved this woman to death."

"Gifts Never look a gift horse in the assor a donkey in the mouth."