#personal-growth

"God vs. Satan [10w] Why can't God and Satan get along?They're both detail-oriented."

"Transubstantiation [10w] Transubstantiate digression into confessionand drink from poetry's Holy Grail."

"Prevailing Wins [10w] Truth prevails in private, bullshit in public, integrity in spirit."

"Rebellious Fish [10w] Sometimes swimming against the current turns you into glazed salmon."

"Celebrity [10w] Celebrity seeking is like love or war: NO HOLDS BARRED."

"Closets Opening and Closing [10w] + [10w] You can take sweet gay men out of the closet;you can't take the closet out of the master-bedroom suite."

"Steer Clear [10w] Avoid alliances with anyone who's more to gain than you."

"Sunshine On My Shoulders When you're home's always filled with sunshine,you're either blessed or it's time to fix the roof."

"Spineless [10w] There are more spineless men on the planet than jellyfish."

"Movies [10w] Movies were invented to sellbuttery snacks and sugary drinks"

"Concatenate /kənˈkætəneɪt/to link together, as in a chain Do you concatenate cats by tying their tails together or do you just stuff the tail of one into the mouth of the other?Which method is better for yanking your chain?"

"Love and Blindness [10w] Love may be unilaterally blind,but divorce blinds both parties."

"Meek [10w] Blessed are the meek, for they've learned how to duck."

"Enmity Enmity is the soul of shit."

"Ars Poetica: Write Poetry on a Black Slate Poetry should be written on a black slate of imagination,the poet artfully allowing images to emerge from the dark."

"Tangled [10w] Love becomes a tangle of roots submerged in common soil."

"Fashion [10w] Clothes makes the man.Fashion, above all, makes the President."

"Heaven is comfort, but it's still not living."

"Evil [10w] Believing you're evil sets into motion the wheels of self-destruction."

"Lonely Marriage is the best refuge of the lonely to be lonely together,and if it lasts long enough,take turns being lonely."