#personal-growth

"Underage-Killers [10w] Underage-killers like making a whooshing sound when they shoot people."

"Mint Julep {Couplet} I've had more than a hint of a tulip or two,after treating them to a mint julep, or two."

"Hung [10w] Being caught with your pants down is a hanging offense."

"again!"=""Perfect happiness is when your child giggles and yells,"Again!"

"Vacations for Souls [10w] When souls are bored in Heaven they vacation in Hell."

"Committees [10w] A committee sits in a rectangle and talks in circles."

"Perspective [10w] In every needle there's a haystack,if you step back."

"Let's Celebrate! Photoshop Turns 25 This Week [10w] I bought a fake passport on Fiverr.Don't tell Mexico."

"Earth Smile The lip of the mountain smiles ochrewhen the drumming raindrops take root.Pigments from yellow to deep orange to brown,form crowns of light, mirrors reflecting fire ~the ire in the earth, the smirk of the dirt."

"Poets and their Thin Skins Every poet is thin-skinned when it comes to criticism ~without ithow could he ever possess the astute sensitivity about lifeto even write poetry?"

"How to Get Girls into Bed When I take a new girl out on a dateI tell them I slipped poison into their wineand the antidote is on my penis."

"Chlorophylia [10w] + {Couplet} Few things amaze as the paletteof the autumn blaze."

"Is Prayer Only for Man? I [10w] Does God pray for His creation's in Heaven and Earth?"

"My I love yous were watered down, which was how I was able to grow such a beautiful garden. I’m a relationship farmer, and I’m growing as a person."

"Life is like a sandwich!Birth as one slice,and death as the other.What you put in-between the slices is up to you.Is your sandwich tasty or sour?Allan Rufus.org"

"New York Haiku "My monthly rent checkis more than you will make inyour fucking lifetime."

"Seafood My body's just a shell,the world is my oyster ~and I'm getting a whale of appetiteright now for some delicious seafood ."

"A Suicide's Regret "I cut my vein in vain;blood slowly oozes out.I should've cut an arteryand watch it spurt and spout."

"Black Hole The death of one great man makes the world seem empty;the death or three creates a back hole in the heart of humanity.In Memorium 2015B.B. KingOliver SacksNicholas Winton"

"Laughter and The Chosen [10w] Making people laugh is God's gift to the Chosen People."