#personal-growth

"Avery If a boy named Avery marries a girl named Avery,will they name or just label their children?"

"Gifts Never look a gift horse in the assor a donkey in the mouth."

"What Women Think Women don't care if you got a six pack if you slurp you soup."

"Sink or Swim [10w] Lovers master the breaststroke, the crawl and the muff dive."

"Battered Women [5w] Battered womenare more crispy."

"Time Time waits for no man ~but for hot women Time makes exceptions."

"Myself [10w] "I don't really know myself;he's only a tenuous acquaintance."

"Deal or No Deal ~ Deal with It "God, please tell me the place I'm going after I dieis filled with bright eyes and bushy tails, or I'm not going."

"Silly String [10w] Life' an absurdity radiating from a spine of silly string."

"If I Were God [10w] If I were God I'd sell my shit on Ebay."

"again!"=""Perfect happiness is when your child giggles and yells,"Again!"

"Clairol: Does she or doesn't she... ...take it up the ass."

"Dysfunctional Love We split up not because he or she didn't love us,but because they did love us in the only way they knew how."

"Carrots and Creativity [10w] Put a carrot in front of you for optimal creativity."

"The Road to Poetry Hell [10w] The road to poetry hell is likepaved with similes."

"Hug [10w] To embrace what you truly love,give it a hug."

"Eckhart Tolle for Sociopaths The foundation for all abundance is having more cool shit than your neighbor."

"Lonely Marriage is the best refuge of the lonely to be lonely together,and if it lasts long enough,take turns being lonely."

"It takes a well-spent lifetime, and perhaps more, to crystalize in us that for which we exist."

"Did He Do the Right Thing? I walked out of the room. I did not stay to watch my beloved draw her last breath because I didn't want all my magical memories of her tainted by the profanity of death."