#personal-growth

"Show Up [10w] I've waited for you all my life ~show up already!"

"Gained in Translation [10w] In timeless truths there's more gained than lost in translation."

"Birds [10w] When a bird wakens, flight is no longer a dream."

"Diplomacy The diplomat's expert way of saying 'They should go fuck themselves' is:"We are agreed in principleand will take our minor differencesunder thoughful consideration."

"Lost vs. Lost We get lost twice in life.The first stems from uncertainty,when we try to find what our dreams truly are.The more profound feeling of being lost is existential, and comes unforeseen, after we finally fulfill our dreams.To survive the latter, we must create an entirely new set of dreams."

"The Gypsy Jackpot An ambulance, a police car and a fire truck parked in front of a gypsy's trailer can only mean one thing ~ insurance scam!"

"The Downside of Stuff {Couplet) I got what I want;I have what I need.But they want what I have,and they'll make me bleed."

"Alaska State Motto North to the Future.We got highest rape and STD-rate in the nation."

"Finish Off Your Enemies If you finish off your enemiesdo they wind up more charming and with better manners?"

"What Ever Happened to Stupid? [10w] ‘I’m only human’,has become everybody’s license to fuck up."

"Fighting For Your Life [10w] 'Everything will be alright,'doesn't mean we stop the fight."

"Who, Me? We marry nearly the same person over and over again,hoping next time they'll get it right."

"In the Porn Industry [10w] Lacking a college-diploma's more than compensated by a humongous penis."

"ESL New immigrantswho've taken ESL (English as a Second Language),will always misunderstand sarcasm ~but those fuckers sure as shit enjoy the prices at Walmart."

"Love and Blindness [10w] Love may be unilaterally blind,but divorce blinds both parties."

"Humans vs. Monkeys [10w] + [10w] Baby monkeys are much more clever than a human babies.Human babies leap ahead because of their capacity for language."

"Mild Suffering vs. Great Suffering Mild suffering serves the purpose of inner-change.Great suffering serves the purpose of evil,or just being at the wrong place at the wrong time."

"Self-Help I asked the bookseller,'Do you have any self-help books for addiction?'He said,'If I tell you, I'd be enabling you."

"God May Grant Your Wishes Daily [10w] Pray for sunshine at night and moonbeams when you wake."

"Barnum & Bailey Circus: The Greatest Show on Earth... ...when you can't afford Cirque du Soleil."