#personal-growth

"My Fathers Last Words My dad was a sadist and whorehound.His last words were,'Son, I have a million dollars hidden in the."

"Learn from Children [10w] Children picture God as a smiley sun emanating love light."

"DNA [10w] DNA's the last hope of our species,spiraling to extinction."

"Publisher's Persuasion "You're much too good a writer to want a six figure advance. You don't want your readers to think you're only writing for money ~ do you?"

"Travel [10w] The difference between a traveler and vacationer is one arrives."

"California [10w] No two snowflakes are alike,unless they're California yoga practitioners."

"New Age Advertising ATTEND OUR REINCARNATION RETREATGuaranteed to be a once in a lifetime experience.Sure it costs $5000, but lets face it,you only live once."

"Adult Pretend [10w] "I'm tired of playing 'pretend';let's play 'get-real, bitch."

"Library [10w] Hopefully, the library in the afterlife doesn't contain contemporary poetry."

"Leaps of Faith [10w] Like religion, leaps of faith are behind all idealistic movements."

"Amazon.com Amazon.com is the Church of Consumer Capitalismwhose ethics demands we know the price of everything,the value of absolutely nothing of true moral valueand most importantly ~Customers Who Bought This Item Also Bought."

"Let's Celebrate! Photoshop Turns 25 This Week [10w] I bought a fake passport on Fiverr.Don't tell Mexico."

"Biggest Problem with 10w [10w] The biggest problem with aphorisms is people believe they're true."

"Mythbusters [10w] Snipers will assure you safety in numbers is a myth."

"Athens, Texas Haiku Blackeyed Pea Capital of the World.Yup, just another shithole."

"Tennessee State Motto Agriculture and Commerce.Where the KKK was bornand the most popular pick up line is, 'Nice tooth!"

"Poetry Should Dance [10w] Let poetry dance ~neither outpace it nor let it lag."

"Dialogue Knowledge compromises its truthonce it ceases to be a dialogue."

"Area 51 [20w] If aliens were truly looking for intelligent life on earth,what the fuck were they thinking going to New Mexico?"

"How to duplicate yourself: hang out with the same people and say the same things all the time. The you of today is a clone of the you from yesterday."