#personal-growth

"Seduction [10w] Seduction comes from our innate instincts for hunting and killing."

"Damn You, TripAdvisor! My penis deserves to be a World Heritage Site,judging by the number of tourists trampling on my balls."

"Argument [10w] Argue for the sake of resolutionnot for arguments sake.."

"Tonight is For the Dying I've seen it grow dark ten-thousand times, yet never once mourned the loss of light, until tonight. Tonight I'm dying, dying, dying; before morn I may be ash in an urn, I know the light will return, maybe keeping ablaze its promise to others. Maybe not.If I had my druthers, the others would bedying, dying, dying, too,tonight."

"Obscure Poetry Obscurity does not make a poem better or deeper.It simply makes it obscure."

"Omnipresence Under The Christmas Tree "I wish I was a schizophrenic with déjà vu so I could've been everywhere simultaneously."

"Movies [10w] Movies were invented to sellbuttery snacks and sugary drinks"

"Dictator [10w] Clever dictators keep their friends closeand their enemies dead."

"Consolation [10w] Man finds consolation in love, laughter and Ben & Jerry's."

"Poetry Should Dance [10w] Let poetry dance ~neither outpace it nor let it lag."

"Owlish [10w] If owls are wise,why are they flat faced fucks?"

"First Day at Harvard [10w] Smartest kid in the roomwalks into room of competitors."

"My Secret for Out-of-the-Box-Thinking To help me writein my signature out-of-the-box style,I sit in front of my humidifier that I've filled up with Grey Goose vodka.My humidifier is now at Underwriters Laboratoriesin a 12-Step Programand buddied up with a de-humidifier."

"Gifts Never look a gift horse in the assor a donkey in the mouth."

"Lies vs. Truth [10w] I can only speak truth if I lie to myself."

"Is Prayer Only for Man? I [10w] Does God pray for His creation's in Heaven and Earth?"

"2 Rules on Becoming a Good Poet [10w] Rule#1: Never write shitty poetry.Rule#2: Never forget Rule #1."

"Voodoo I'm phobic about pins and needles.Can I just stick a voodoo doll in the microwave?"

"Sublime Beauty When I shut my eyes, I can move mountains.When I open them, mountains can move me."

"Indiscernible Love [10w] True love's so effortless, others can hardly see it's happening."