#personal-growth

"Measuring Love The only scientist who can measure love is the onewho's in love with another scientist."

"Entrepreneurs [10w] A man should be judged by the companyhe sells."

"Russian, Umerzhurnalistka Someone who too many questions for his own good. Literally, 'Dead journalist'."

"Cheeky Poets [10w] Remember 'poetry' lies between 'pitiful' and 'poop' in the dictionary."

"Ruminating Poetry A poem should be eaten in one sittingbut regurgitated often like a ruminant's food."

"Detonation vs. Pre-Ignition [10w] Poets have thin skins;physicists call this differential burn rates."

"Valentine's Day 1 [10w] Valentine's Day affirms the promise that love can be sustained."

"Using the Backdoor If we compare writing computer code to sex,then hacking would be anal sex."

"Hermits vs. Rising Real Estate Costs [10w] Hermits can no longer afford a cabin in the woods."

"The ‘New House, New Luck’ Fallacy [10w] Switching external environment doesn't cure depression;change must occur internally."

"Goose Neck [10w] Whenever a goose has a car accident, the traffic sucks."

"Money [10w] The root of all evil has a well earned reputation."

"Home Never give up a home for a house;you may never find a home again."

"Perspective [10w] In every needle there's a haystack,if you step back."

"AMTRAK: See America at see level... even though we cost twice as much as a plane and get you there 3 days later."

"Save the Last Dance for Me Life is a Hesitation Waltz danced to swing time measure. We're all given the free will to suspend our moving foot or slowly drag it during the halt."

"Death Has Bad Timing Death has bad timingbecause rigor mortis sets into your penisjust when you don't fucking need it."

"What happens when you trip China's Premier Li Keqiang on a banana peel? Your wind up with an even more slippery slope."

"Sixty is the New Fifty The good news is sixty is the new fifty.The bad news is twenty is the new ten."

"The Game Is Afoot God's buried eight jewels within my soul.Life's game is,'Remove each gem, yet find me whole.'The clue is,"Eight is one, and one is eight,no jewel's more precious,all equally great."