#personal-growth

"Hung [10w] Being caught with your pants down is a hanging offense."

"Every Small Child is a Miracle [10w] The God of small children is the one true God."

"Politicians [10w] All politicians serve two masters ~their ambition and their cocks."

"Be Careful What You Wish For More often than not,a dream come true is a nightmare-in-the-making."

"Elegance in Simplicity [10w] The more complex the problem,the simpler the correct answer."

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"Who Am I "I don't know who I am whenI'm not the person who loves you."

"The Poet as Enchantress [10w] + {Couplet} The poet is an enchantress,with or without a dress."

"Rainbows and Gratuitous Violence Whenever I see a rainbow, I want to punch a penguin in the face."

"Sink or Swim [10w] Lovers master the breaststroke, the crawl and the muff dive."

"Frank Lloyd Wright {Couplet} Frank Lloyd Wright eliminated the confining wall,so now when your wife screams at youit sounds like you're in Tammany Hall."

"Love's Reward [10w] + {Couplet} Love repaid is love's reward;recompense fair towards being adored."

"What Women Think Women don't care if you got a six pack if you slurp you soup."

"Storm [10w] Clouds darken to X-rays revealingthe tumorous thunder resounding within."

"Genesis {Couplet} God spoke the world into existence, reifying an abstraction.Now the Creator's had second thoughts and wishes to utter a retraction."

"Las Vegas Magic! I was the greatest magician in the world.Things were going great. My agent booked me to play the Mirage Hotel in Las Vegas for $100,000 per performance!When I got onstage everything suddenly disappeared.I'm not sure if it was allan illusion or a delusion,but I cashed the check anyway just to be safe."

"A Suicide's Regret "I cut my vein in vain;blood slowly oozes out.I should've cut an arteryand watch it spurt and spout."

"BFF, My Ass ~ It's a Jungle Out There! About one-third of all marriages are procured by sabotaging your best friend's happiness."

"Darkness Darkness is a decision the light cannot dissuade."

"Speak to the Head [10w] + {Couplet} Tis of no fucking availTo speak to the tail."