#personal-growth

"Minimum Wage [10w] Even trained bears couldn't bear working for bare minimum wage."

"Soup [10w] Never marry anyone who eats their soup with a ladle."

"As Dead As "Nothing's changed at my place of birth.It is as dead as I remember leaving it."

"Past/Present/Future I have no problem living in the present,but because of my pastpeople want to kill me in the future."

"No Planning for Death [10w] People put more planning into a weekend vacation than death."

"The Freedom Paradox [10w] The act of protecting freedom is a violation of freedom."

"Embalming [10w] Injecting baking soda whitens, freshens, and softens the dearly departed."

"Government Intrusion [10w] + {Couplet} America's biggest illusion is the beliefthey're free from government intrusion."

"I'm Not Talking About Fruitcake [10w] The greatest gifts are the ones that can be regifted."

"Figure, Woman, Wife I study the sleeping figure,Stare at her sated curl of lip;Her lids sealed in dreams so pureMy love's secured from tip to tip.I study the sleeping womanHer forehead faint with sweatHer eyes wildly remmingOf adulterous sex, I bet.I study the sleeping wife,Her mouth faintly drawing breath;Her throat pouring pools of blood ~How I loved this woman to death."

"Truth {Couplet} Since every truth worth saying, has been already said,our job's to refine it, question it, or turn it on its head."

"Politicians [10w] All politicians serve two masters ~their ambition and their cocks."

"Narcissist, Assholes and Immunization Narcissists and assholes are immunized by their egos and sense of entitlement against the criticisms, grievances and resentments of others."

"Unfriend Politeley Means"

"Let Others Speak [10w] When others speak of your virtues they grow tenfold."

"Love and Death [10w] A person who lives without love chooses death by default."

"Self-Sufficiency [10w] When God closes a door,buy a Sawzall from Home Depot."

"Gifts Never look a gift horse in the assor a donkey in the mouth."

"Let's Celebrate! Photoshop Turns 25 This Week [10w] I bought a fake passport on Fiverr.Don't tell Mexico."

"Travel [10w] The difference between a traveler and vacationer is one arrives."