#personal-growth

"Six-Pack [10w] A six-pack of beer's inversely proportional to six-pack of abs."

"The Bard's Haikus about Haiku Listen to Shakespeare,'Iambic pentameterand haiku don't mix.'A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise mannever writes haiku.If you tickle usdon't we laugh? If you wrong usshall we not haiku?The good men dolives after them; the evil'sinterred with haikus.Some are born great, some achieve greatness, some scribblesome shitty haikus."

"Melting Icicles Haiku Drip, drip, Drip, drip, Drip:Sounds of melting iciclesannouncing the Spring"

"Chutzpah {Limerick} Despite your unmitigated audacity,you're effrontery remains one of opacity.Let me suggest you turn Jewand learn chutzpah too,to realize your fullest capacity."

"2 Rules on Becoming a Good Poet [10w] Rule#1: Never write shitty poetry.Rule#2: Never forget Rule #1."

"Object of Desire A woman knows she's the object of a unknown man's desirelike a game animal becoming aware it is being looked at."

"A Note from Time Management [10w] Our time machine's temporarily out of order. Come back yesterday."

"Retail Haiku [7w] LollapaloozaLiquidation Blowout Sale.Everything Must Go!"

"Rewrite☷Rewrite [10w] Happiness writes new memories;New losses rewrite over old ones."

"GPS for Sin "You've entered the point of no return;Re-cal-cu-la-ting."

"BMW: The ultimate driving machine... ...just like our gas chambers were the ultimate killing machines."

"Joussard, Alberta, Canada Haiku Love North Country Fair.Music, dance, artisan market ~a walk back in time."

"Earth Smile The lip of the mountain smiles ochrewhen the drumming raindrops take root.Pigments from yellow to deep orange to brown,form crowns of light, mirrors reflecting fire ~the ire in the earth, the smirk of the dirt."

"Today I am even richer."

"A Voice from the Past A book is a voice from the past whispering into your ear.Sometime I get the urge to exhume the author's bodyand hit him in the head with a shovel."

"Mingling Defined [10w] Superficial people engaging with superficial people on a superficial level."

"Socrates [10w] "I know less than you.That's how smart I am!"

"Voodoo I'm phobic about pins and needles.Can I just stick a voodoo doll in the microwave?"

"Imaginary Friends [10w] My imaginary friend insulted me by calling me real."

"A Poem Should Be Motionless A poem should be motionlessin its eternal truthsand animated to inspire latent words into action."