#personal-growth

"Consolation [10w] Man finds consolation in love, laughter and Ben & Jerry's."

"Thorny Love [10w] A thorn by any other name would hurt as much."

"Persistence If persistence is the foundation of all success, how come persistent liars and nags aren't more successful?"

"Fugly Fishmates For every woman that looks like a hatchet-faced haddockthere's an equally ugly flounder-faced man with even fewer prospects."

"Gained in Translation [10w] In timeless truths there's more gained than lost in translation."

"War [10w] Fight wars not to win, but so our enemies don't."

"Where's Ralph Waldo Emerson When you Need Him? A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds;as opposed to bigger hobgoblins with bigger dicks, doing all sorts of ghoulish shit behind the Venetian blinds."

"Thoughts frame your portrait, action paints it."

"Rotaryrotatory In a universe composed wholly of revolving doors we'll have no need for gatekeepers or tipping doormen at Christmas."

"Soulmate My Ass [10w] Aspire to marry the person the least wrong for you."

"Contiguous vs. Continuous Identity Identity's only preserved in death;in life it is ever-changing."

"Poet and the Fool {Couplet} {Limerick} The fool does his ego inflate,much like a poet does his oeuvre overrate.But the truth of the matter is that neither shit matters;harsh reality shall both nitwits deflate."

"Nursing Homes [10w] Nursing homes are house haunted by the living and half-dead."

"Minimum Wage [10w] Even trained bears couldn't bear working for bare minimum wage."

"Reflection Upon Reflection [10w] Don't look into a mirror in rooms full of mirrors."

"Simply Fabulous Haiku If I write fablesam I a fabulist orsimply fabulous?"

"The Bard's Haikus about Haiku Listen to Shakespeare,'Iambic pentameterand haiku don't mix.'A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise mannever writes haiku.If you tickle usdon't we laugh? If you wrong usshall we not haiku?The good men dolives after them; the evil'sinterred with haikus.Some are born great, some achieve greatness, some scribblesome shitty haikus."

"Prolific [10w] "Perhaps I'm prolific because I believe creativity can forestall death."

"Make It Happen!!! [10w] Don't wait for someone to fall in love with you."

"Invisible Attraction What's invisible to the eye is that as you move towards love,love moves towards you."