#positive-mindset

"Choice vs. Disease [10w] People who label lack of control a disease evade responsibility."

"3 Surefire Ways to Win a Man You sucking my cock made our relationship interesting.You taking it up your ass made it meaningful.You cooking me dinner made it lasting."

"The Road to Hell The road to hell is paved with 16 in. x 16 in. Red Brickface Concrete Step Stones.Only $2.97 each.Always in Stock atThe Home Depot."

"How to Save the World [10w] When true love floods in, it could float an ark."

"North Dakota Haiku "My bib overallslook spiffy at a weddingor a funeral."

"Soar Like a Pigeon [10w] Better be a pigeon than an eagle with Indians around."

"Every Small Child is a Miracle [10w] The God of small children is the one true God."

"The Albanian Art of Subtle Seduction [10w] "You have an amazing mind now show me your tits."

"David Dukes How come everytime I put on the T.V.to watch some Dick Wolf crime show,all the judges are blackand all the criminals are white!I just sayin there must be some kindaJew conspiracy at work here!"

"Frivolous Gossip and Poetry It's just so much frivolous gossip to dwell upon the moral merits of a poet;what should only concern the reader is the merit of his words.Leave moral judgments to the preachers and aesthetic judgments to the critical readers."

"One Size Fits All Life Strategy Smile first.Ask questions later."

"Birds [10w] When a bird wakens, flight is no longer a dream."

"Tonight is For the Dying I've seen it grow dark ten-thousand times, yet never once mourned the loss of light, until tonight. Tonight I'm dying, dying, dying; before morn I may be ash in an urn, I know the light will return, maybe keeping ablaze its promise to others. Maybe not.If I had my druthers, the others would bedying, dying, dying, too,tonight."

"Preparation [10w] Hope for the best, but prepare for your insufferable wife."

"Doublemint Gum: Double your pleasure. Double your fun... ...we're talking ménage à trois, you son of a gun."

"Hidden [10w] God hides enough happiness in sadness to light the world."

"How Hard? [10w] Fuck’em hard enough to make their breasts move like Jell-O."

"Dull Poetry Dulls the Mind [10w] Poetry penetrates dullness when whetted on the stone of imagination."

"The Refugee I packed my car with cash and valuablesand headed for the border.At the first checkpoint they took my cash.At the second they took my valuables.At the border they took my car and my shoes.I walked barefoot the last 100 feet to freedom,and was greeted with open arms by a person I didn't recognize.In time I discovered that strangerwas the me they could not take from me."

"You're Totally Fucked' Defined [10w] What's before you is hopeless and behind you is negligible."