#positive-mindset

"Ode to a Wastepaper Basket I love the way you sit in the corner,gracious like a lover,catching my every crumpled vanity."

"Sometimes God is Drunk [10w] Satan's sudden appearance means God is on a drinking binge."

"Who, Me? We marry nearly the same person over and over again,hoping next time they'll get it right."

"Pacifism There's nothing like seeing action in war to turn a soldier into an instant pacifist or an instant killer."

"New York Haiku "My monthly rent checkis more than you will make inyour fucking lifetime."

"ᏰέƦẙḽԃṏሁ Լέῳ [10w] II ᏰέƦẙḽԃṏሁ Լέῳ accounts for 15.7% of all Hello Poetry's pageviews."

"Narcissist, Assholes and Immunization Narcissists and assholes are immunized by their egos and sense of entitlement against the criticisms, grievances and resentments of others."

"Money [10w] The root of all evil has a well earned reputation."

"Minus One [10w] We more people we fuckthe more lonely we become."

"Movies [10w] Movies were invented to sellbuttery snacks and sugary drinks"

"Straight Men vs. Curved Women [10w] 'Straight' men who approach 'curved' women must'mind the gap'."

"Depth of Love [10w] The longer the time between relationships,the deeper your love."

"Poetry Calling [10w] Poetry's not a calling.It's a whispering in your ear."

"3 Surefire Ways to Win a Man You sucking my cock made our relationship interesting.You taking it up your ass made it meaningful.You cooking me dinner made it lasting."

"I'm Not Skidaddling Down That Slippery Slope First you let sleeping dogs lie,next you allow all pets to prevaricate."

"Jesus [10w] "Sorry to keep you hanging,but it's just our nature."

"Vapers I bought a vape pen from a vaporium.The vapologist advised meto get the model with the refillable vape tank.When the fuck did smoking become so vapid?"

"A Chuck Yeager Moment {Couplet} There's a sonic boom resonating in my head as I break through the 2000 HP follower watershed."

"Battered Women [5w] Battered womenare more crispy."

"Natural Born Poets vs. Made Poets A natural born poet sees the future of poetry.A made poet clumsily imitates his vision."