#positive-mindset

"Lenny Bruce I'm going to be rich!I figured out how to get schlong-juice stains off of suede."

"Got Hate? When a hater cozily whispers shit in your ear about them,what does that say about you?"

"Love and Blindness [10w] Love may be unilaterally blind,but divorce blinds both parties."

"Comfort Zone Your comfort zone has a clock on it, ticking off until it becomes your death zone."

"A Tad Old Fashioned [10w] "Save all your sighing and swooning for the 18th Century, bitch."

"Don't Quit ❣ Don't quit on love and it won't bail on you."

"Notoriety vs. Anonymity [10w] 'Tis better to live with notoriety,than die of anonymity."

"War [10w] Fight wars not to win, but so our enemies don't."

"Lost & Found of Love We cannot forfeit what was not truly ours to begin with.You can only lose yourself in the heartbreak of love lostand find yourself againinthe miracle of love regained."

"Meek [10w] Blessed are the meek, for they've learned how to duck."

"Psychotherapy [10w] If you can second guess a psychotherapist,they’re totally useless."

"Plant vs. Harvest [10w] Any fool can harvest but it takes true skill to plant."

"Frivolous Gossip and Poetry It's just so much frivolous gossip to dwell upon the moral merits of a poet;what should only concern the reader is the merit of his words.Leave moral judgments to the preachers and aesthetic judgments to the critical readers."

"The Phenomenon of Life {Couplet} The potter's some man of clay who's molding clay,a robot making an automaton;Every day we recreate ourselves from what bricks we're made,how wondrous life's phenomenon!"

"Scientology [10w] There's nothing more oppressive than the ignorance of foolish belief."

"Small Packages [10w] Great things come in small packages from a geological perspective."

"A-New-Year's-a-Comin' [10w] A new year is coming!Let's all make new mistakes!"

"How to Get Girls into Bed When I take a new girl out on a dateI tell them I slipped poison into their wineand the antidote is on my penis."

"The 3 Most Powerful Words in the English Language for Every College Student [3w] Ilovepizza"

"Shakespeare vs. Keynesian Economics {Couplet} If 'Neither a lender nor a borrower be',investments would dry up, economies stagnate,and off to the poorhouse go you and me."