#positive-mindset

"Iran [10w] In Teheran daylight dawnswith minarets against skies of bronze."

"California Haiku "After my boob jobI'm taking acting lessons.Fuck's fifty, no anal."

"Deal or No Deal ~ Deal with It "God, please tell me the place I'm going after I dieis filled with bright eyes and bushy tails, or I'm not going."

"Humans vs. Monkeys [10w] + [10w] Baby monkeys are much more clever than a human babies.Human babies leap ahead because of their capacity for language."

"The Tigger Journals [10w] "Honestly, I'd rather be alone than with that unbearable Winnie-the-Pooh."

"Poetry as Conspiracy [10w] A poem is unspoken conspiracy between the reader and poet."

"Writer's Prayers That Don't Work "Lord, lead me from the banality of everyday life,to the gleaming one beneath the surface."

"Rice-a-Roni: The San Francisco treat... ...the other treat, of course, being anal penetration."

"You're Totally Fucked' Defined [10w] What's before you is hopeless and behind you is negligible."

"Celebrity [10w] Celebrity is an insignificant zit on the surface of history."

"Where the Fuck is Waldo Even whens I finds Waldothat crackhead nigga won't cough up the five dollars he owes me."

"An Enirely Different Matter [10W] Four states of matter:solid, liquid, gasand ffuzzy-wuzzy."

"Argument [10w] Argue for the sake of resolutionnot for arguments sake.."

"Out to Lunch [10w] Behind closed doors, there's nothing we rightfully can call crazy."

"Hidden [10w] A woman is an iceberg;we see less than 10%."

"Enemies {couplet} Ne'er shall man's enemies been drawn so near,then when he seeketh to compare."

"Poetry and Love [10w] Poetry and love are two faces of the same coin."

"Words of Wisdom [10w] Words of wisdom worth saying wouldfit on a T-shirt.@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@­:::::"

"No-brainers [10w] No-brainers are challenging enough for people with no fucking brains."

"Enough [10w] Enough's the only thing most people can't get enough of."