#positive-mindset

"Myself [10w] "I don't really know myself;he's only a tenuous acquaintance."

"Why Don't You Practice What You Preach [10w] The reason I teach and preach?In order to learn."

"How to Exercise Caution [10w] Walk in the counsel of the wickedon your treadmill."

"Spineless [10w] There are more spineless men on the planet than jellyfish."

"Poets, Shakespeare and Trash A poet must read equal amountsof trash and Shakespeare to learn how to distinguish between the two."

"Paranoid Realist Perspective [10w] "I've conquered all my enemies except for the real ones."

"Coins [10w] Statesmen whose faces are on coins are amenable to change."

"La Récolteuse de la Mort Je suis la Récolteuse de la Mort et ~vous êtes ce que je viens pour les!"

"Love vs. Control [10w] A lover you can control is not worthy of having."

"Rice-a-Roni: The San Francisco treat... ...the other treat, of course, being anal penetration."

"Oppressor vs. Oppressed [10w] Love somtimes disintegrates into becoming the oppressor or the oppressed."

"The 2-Step Self-Discovery Program The first step in self-discovery is not giving a shit what anybody else thinks.The second step is knowing you're a self-centered asshole."

"Straight Men vs. Curved Women [10w] 'Straight' men who approach 'curved' women must'mind the gap'."

"The Stink of Hate {Couplet} When haters write they raise a stink;must be the venom coursing through their ink."

"Government Intrusion [10w] + {Couplet} America's biggest illusion is the beliefthey're free from government intrusion."

"Death [10w] What the the dying most resent is life goes on."

"Seduction [10w] Italy will host the Olympics when seduction's declared a sport."

"American Foreign Policy [10w] Foreign Policy requires dealing from the bottom of the deck."

"Enemies {couplet} Ne'er shall man's enemies been drawn so near,then when he seeketh to compare."

"Past is Past [10w] Lovers should clearly avoid obsessing about each other's romantic past."