#positive-mindset

"Till Death Do You Part [10w] Marriage will indeed change people ~for better or for worse."

"Wrong Number [10w] There is no such thing as dialing a wrong number."

"Telekinetic Poker Players Telekinetic poker players have a tell when they're bluffing:they always raise you."

"Pacifism There's nothing like seeing action in war to turn a soldier into an instant pacifist or an instant killer."

"Closets Opening and Closing [10w] + [10w] You can take sweet gay men out of the closet;you can't take the closet out of the master-bedroom suite."

"I [10w] 'I' is a wellspring in the desertoverflowing with life."

"New York Haiku "My monthly rent checkis more than you will make inyour fucking lifetime."

"Clairol 2: Hair color so natural only her hairdresser knows for sure... ...but he's gay and already Tweeted it to 300 people."

"Fame [10w] Fame has a funny way of rewriting your entire past."

"The Poet's Way Are we ever sure what we do,will endure and get its due?No.But we do it anyway.For that is the poet's way."

"First Things First [10w] God created the possibility of absurditybefore he created man."

"Preparation [10w] Hope for the best, but prepare for your insufferable wife."

"Gradually Then Instantly [10w] We fall in love the way we lose our minds."

"Wine [10w] American wines tasting as good as French wines are presumptuous."

"There's More Than Two Choices [10w] Don't take the road less traveled;blaze your own path."

"Ballz Deep & Strange Haiku [1] Down the schnapps, third eye,cat flaps, pussy hole, fish lips,cha cha, ooo la la."

"Informal HP Survey: Should Poetry Rhyme? O.K., readers, anybody who thinks poetry should rhymeplease tap your caneor jiggle your walker."

"Enmity Enmity is the soul of shit."

"Regret [10w] Regret's more about lost opportunities than about paths we've chosen."

"Unruffled [10w] Nothing’s calmer than an unruffled duck eating a cool cucumber."