#positive-mindset

"The Poet's Limitless Imagination [10w] The stringy shit from my goldfish turns him into a kite."

"Autumn Ikebana [10w] + {Haiku} Earthen rainbows raked by Autumn's Ikebana of wind arranging leaves.or:Earthen rainbows raked by Autumn's Ikebana of wind arranging leaves."

"Soulmate [10w] When you meet your soulmate,God's walked into the room."

"A Loaf of Challah Haiku A loaf of challah,a bottle of Rashi wine...For everything else there's Simply Manischewitz."

"Wheaties: Breakfast of Champions... who'll endorse any product for a price."

"Err [10w] My dear, "To err is human — to forgive, to redefine."

"Life is like a sandwich!Birth as one slice,and death as the other.What you put in-between the slices is up to you.Is your sandwich tasty or sour?Allan Rufus.org"

"The Poet as Enchantress [10w] + {Couplet} The poet is an enchantress,with or without a dress."

"I'm Not Skidaddling Down That Slippery Slope First you let sleeping dogs lie,next you allow all pets to prevaricate."

"Rules of Etiquette [10w] Rules of etiquette are pretend manners for the lower classes."

"Hug [10w] To embrace what you truly love,give it a hug."

"Heart My heart jumps every time you walk through the door.It's not love.I have an arrhythmia."

"Virtual Reality [10w] Bliss is a virtual-reality headset coupled with a virtual-reality hooker software."

"Love Scars Love leaves more scars than a ten car pile-up ~and nobody's got insurance."

"Time Time waits for no man ~but for hot women Time makes exceptions."

"Fall in Love in Fall {Couplet} It would be more befitting to fall in love in the fall,for the leave's colorful dance of death, augurs the long haul."

"Obscure Poetry Obscurity does not make a poem better or deeper.It simply makes it obscure."

"Integrity [10w] There’s no indignity men of integrity aren’t willing to endure."

"McDonald's I love and rescue stray dogs, duct tape Burger King crowns to their heads and set them loose in McDonald's."

"Adult Pretend [10w] "I'm tired of playing 'pretend';let's play 'get-real, bitch."