#positive-mindset

"Kansas State Motto Ad astra per aspera. [9]Flat land and flatline intelligence."

"Soulmate My Ass [10w] Aspire to marry the person the least wrong for you."

"Poetry is a Ladder {C☰O☰U☰P☰L☰E☰T} {The poet's job is to create a ladder} {for the reader to enter his imagination}and☰once☰they've☰climbed☰u­p☰to☰the ☰top☰remove☰each☰rung☰by☰grad­ation"

"The Cure [10w] Laughter, love and faith can cure 95% of all illnesses."

"Celebrity [10w] Celebrity seeking is like love or war: NO HOLDS BARRED."

"❞ [10w] "Let's cuddle like a quotation mark filling a blank page."

"California Milk Processor Board: Got Milk?... ...cuz I got a fucking hangover."

"Lowbrows vs. Highbrows If you show something lowbrow to a highbrow does it wind up becoming crusty eye caca?"

"New Year Resolutions I [10w] Change my voice;unclog my ears;open my heart."

"Angels vs. Fools [10w] Au contraire: Angels rush in where fools fear to tread."

"What Ever Happened to Stupid? [10w] ‘I’m only human’,has become everybody’s license to fuck up."

"Fugly Fishmates For every woman that looks like a hatchet-faced haddockthere's an equally ugly flounder-faced man with even fewer prospects."

"Virtual Reality [10w] The only thing better than reality is perfected virtual reality."

"Busch Beer: Head for the mountains... [10w] ...and fall off the precipice shitfaced."

"Did He Do the Right Thing? I walked out of the room. I did not stay to watch my beloved draw her last breath because I didn't want all my magical memories of her tainted by the profanity of death."

"Shiva Haiku Sitting shiva.One more day of thisand I'll die of boredom."

"What is God? (60) [10w] God's always the correct answer once you rephrase the question."

"Accurs'd McDonalds, I Bite my Thumb at Thee! {Couplet} Let vex'd heavens rant and rage,This here McNigga slave ain't workin' for no McMinimum wage."

"Genocide [10w] Genocide is the runaway bride once death becomes the bridegroom."

"Transubstantiation [10w] Transubstantiate digression into confessionand drink from poetry's Holy Grail."