#positive-mindset

"Kraft Macaroni & Cheese: It's the cheesiest... ...advertising slogan ever!"

"Minimum Wage [10w] Even trained bears couldn't bear working for bare minimum wage."

"Cancer [10w] It's odd that the cancer that kills you is you."

"My Brooklyn Childhood [10w] "Motherfucker! I gotta put more goddamn change in the swear-jar."

"The Universe Begins and Ends in Us If a telescope could see beyond the edges of the universe,we would see ourselves looking into a telescope trying to see beyond the edges of universe."

"Comedy vs. Satire [10w] Comedy pokes fun at society's self-inflation;satire deflates the balloon."

"Hustling [10w] Fishing's the world's oldest profession;only the bait has changed."

"Comments Being the first to comment on a poem,is like breaking a bottle of champagneagainst the hull of a new ship."

"Hermits vs. Rising Real Estate Costs [10w] Hermits can no longer afford a cabin in the woods."

"As Dead As "Nothing's changed at my place of birth.It is as dead as I remember leaving it."

"The Written Word The only thing I hold dearer than myself(and my moms, yo') ~is the written word.I'd give my life for that bitch, (yo'.)"

"Past is Past [10w] Lovers should clearly avoid obsessing about each other's romantic past."

"GPS for Sin "You've entered the point of no return;Re-cal-cu-la-ting."

"Learn from Children [10w] Children picture God as a smiley sun emanating love light."

"Love [10w] Love is a time machineset to your perfect present"

"Imaginary Friends [10w] My imaginary friend insulted me by calling me real."

"Self-Motivation [10w] "Today I'll do something more extraordinarythan I did yesterday."

"Sometimes it's Love and Sometimes the... [10w] ...tingling sensation of excitement, happiness, and nervousnessis jock itch."

"Immortality [10w] True immortality means you've created something that will outlive you."

"Genesis {Couplet} God spoke the world into existence, reifying an abstraction.Now the Creator's had second thoughts and wishes to utter a retraction."