#positive-mindset

"Embittered [10w] "His heart blistered like paint peeling from an old rig."

"Lady Clowns [10w] Lady clowns drip menstrual blood in seven luscious rainbow colors."

"Miracle [10w] The greatest unacknowledged miracle is man has lasted this long."

"When in Doubt [10w] If your relationship becomes stagnant,set fire to her dress."

"How to Get Girls into Bed When I take a new girl out on a dateI tell them I slipped poison into their wineand the antidote is on my penis."

"Poetry Should Dance [10w] Let poetry dance ~neither outpace it nor let it lag."

"Diplomacy The diplomat's expert way of saying 'They should go fuck themselves' is:"We are agreed in principleand will take our minor differencesunder thoughful consideration."

"Simply Fabulous Haiku If I write fablesam I a fabulist orsimply fabulous?"

"Celebrity [10w] Celebrity is an insignificant zit on the surface of history."

"Visual Pun [10w] Example of visual pun:cloud shaped like a banana peel."

"Marriage Advice [10w] Marry a man above youand a woman beneath you."

"Grave Dancing for Dummies {Couplet} They danced at my grave when I was buried at sea;with my haters drowned, I'm now totally free."

"they=""use=""to=""be=""so=""sweet"=""[10w]=""Parent's should celebrate change in their children;they're growing up."

"Iowa Haiku "We're not really dull,we are just misunderstood.Weed helps dull the pain."

"Pitter Patter I love to hear the pitter patter of little feet ~as they unsuccessfully struggle to break free of my choke hold."

"Somalia Haiku For a Somalian, heaven's drawing water from a well in an earthen pot."

"Crying in the Rain If you cry in the raindoes anybody but you know you're unhappy?"

"Chase vs. Choose Happiness If you chase after happiness, it may escape you.If you choose happiness, it may take your house away.Both chasing and choosing have their hazards ~but they're less risky than waiting for happiness to find you.Remember, happiness is a lazy ass motherfuckerthat doesn't go on search and rescue missions."

"Poetry Trek: 'To Boldly Go Where No man Has Gone Before' A poet must get into spaceship every dayand launch himself into metaphorical space."

"Suicide Note [10w] "Don't ask why I committed suicide.Question why everybody doesn’t."