#positive-mindset

"Words of Wisdom [10w] Words of wisdom worth saying wouldfit on a T-shirt.@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@­:::::"

"Dating Asian Her Kung Fu style was not too bad,but at doggie style she had me had."

"Missouri State Motto Salus populi suprema lex esto [16]If our chiggers don't getcha', Rush Limbaugh will."

"Love Undeniable [10w] A lover may deny anything to their lover but love."

"Your Poem A poem is a waking dream.If your poem is shit,then it was a fucking nightmare."

"Retail Haiku [7w] LollapaloozaLiquidation Blowout Sale.Everything Must Go!"

"Die Alone It is man's tragic fate to die alone,therefore, we must carefully choose who we die alone with."

"Senility [10w] Senility's like a bottle of Coke that lost its bubbles."

"What happens when you trip China's Premier Li Keqiang on a banana peel? Your wind up with an even more slippery slope."

"Rat Trap Haiku 'Hmm, 12 by 13,4 by 9. Oy! You call thisrat trap an apartment?"

"Virtual Reality [10w] Bliss is a virtual-reality headset coupled with a virtual-reality hooker software."

"Sumerian Haiku Sumerian whoregrabs my wedge, says: 'I love aman in cuneiform."

"Poets, Shakespeare and Trash A poet must read equal amountsof trash and Shakespeare to learn how to distinguish between the two."

"Writer's Prayers That Don't Work "Lord, lead me from the banality of everyday life,to the gleaming one beneath the surface."

"Jealousy [10w] Jealousy's like being reprimanded for a crime you haven't committed."

"Spirochetes [10w] + {Couplet} Even amongst the spirochetes,there are the privileged and elites."

"Lenny Bruce I'm going to be rich!I figured out how to get schlong-juice stains off of suede."

"Madness [10w] Madness isn't an objective state,it is a cultural bias."

"Mint Julep {Couplet} I've had more than a hint of a tulip or two,after treating them to a mint julep, or two."

"Divine Write [10w] To write is to divinely dabblein infinite alternate realities."