#positive-mindset

"Switch Hitter [10w] Aphorisms are penned in my left brain,poetry, my right."

"Perdue: It takes a tough man to make a tender chicken... ...it's all about steroids and crowd management."

"Notoriety vs. Anonymity [10w] 'Tis better to live with notoriety,than die of anonymity."

"Women Kissing :-)*(-: Women kissing publicly it has all the sincerity of an Israeli soldier hugging a Palestinian secretly checking for an explosive vest.* ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿’̿’̵͇̿̿з=(இಠ ᴈ muah εఠയ=/̵͇̿̿/̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿*自"

"Love vs. Honeymoon [10w] Love is what truly begins when the honeymoon is over."

"Cookie Cutter Criticism A critic tried to fit my sense of humor in a cookie cutter,but it wouldn't fit his preconceived shape of what comedy should be.So he pressed harder, and harder and harder until the cookie cutter cut a cookie shaperight through the palm of his hand.It doesn't hurt anymore when the critic tries to slap me in the face.There's no more hot-air resistance."

"What One Vulture Said to the Other I have a bone to pick with you ~which end shall we start on?"

"Office Depot: Taking Care of Business... ...with short breaks, bad management and no job advancement opportunities."

"Silly String [10w] Life' an absurdity radiating from a spine of silly string."

"Amputees Smart phones and the internet are the prosthetics our century cannot live without.Until we can put them down to take a quiet walk in the woods,we are all amputees."

"Pretending to be Deep ;) [10w] Only from the mountain's valley can you see the peak."

"Do Me No Favors Haiku 'Do me no favors ~I can take care of myself.So, pay the check and drive me home."

"Death & Poetry Nothing softens the blow of death like a cushy poem to fall upon."

"Fabulous Creatures and Trust Issues [10w] Never trust a sheep in wolf’s clothing despite the unicorn."

"Iran [10w] In Teheran daylight dawnswith minarets against skies of bronze."

"Hellman's Mayonnaise: Bring out the Hellman's and bring out the best... ...artery clogger since Burger King’s Triple Whopper with Cheese."

"Rat-Race [10w] There’s no refuge for creatures opting out of the rat-race."

"Be Careful What You Wish For More often than not,a dream come true is a nightmare-in-the-making."

"Marriage [10w] The only thing better than forgiveness in marriage is forgetfulness."

"Tangled [10w] Love becomes a tangle of roots submerged in common soil."