#positive-mindset

"Poetry and Dogs [10w] Poetry and dogs make the best companions.Don't trust dogs."

"Where the Fuck is Waldo Even whens I finds Waldothat crackhead nigga won't cough up the five dollars he owes me."

"Food If food comes with a labelthat's warning enough you shouldn't eat it."

"From the Slobodan Milošević interview during the the Hague Tribunal : 'What are your hobbies?' [10w] "I enjoy gardening because weeding reminds me of ethnic cleansing."

"Tickled Pink Today,without thinking,I filled my half-empty fish tank, to its brink.Having doubled the size of his universe,my Siamese bettais quite tickled pinkThe same thing happens when you fill my half-empty world with your love.Bai, keep pourin'!"

"Who is Fortunate? [10w] Who is fortunate?He who measures his fortune in friends."

"Patience [10w] Patience is the most technologically advanced form of energy efficiency."

"Maintaining the Distance between Wealth and Poverty [10w] The nouveau riche are far more ruthlessthan the rich."

"What is Love? [10w] Love is the stubborn desire to find permanencein impermanence."

"Mended [10w] {Couplet} If the recently mended heart,breaks again, it shall not start."

"Please Don't Commemorate Me Just Yet [10w] The living are only commemorated when they're at death's door."

"If I Were God [10w] If I were God I'd sell my shit on Ebay."

"What's Hot [10w] + {Couplet} We incorrectly assume what's hotis becoming what we're not."

"Carlsberg: Probably the best lager in the world... ...just like IKEA is the best furniture on earth."

"Selfies [10w] Selfies allows you instant gratification and reminiscence all at once."

"Knowledge vs. Wisdom [10w] + [10w] Knowledge is the understanding that you are what you eat. Wisdom is not eating a pussy with hair on it."

"Creation "I shake my fist and there's bang.Stars sift like sand through my fingers;each swirl of my wrist a galaxy,every kiss imbued with a bit of me."

"Poetry Trek: 'To Boldly Go Where No man Has Gone Before' A poet must get into spaceship every dayand launch himself into metaphorical space."

"Love vs. Mental Illness [10w] Love, like mental illness, comes on graduallyand then suddenly."

"Second Opinions My doctor told me I have pancreatic cancer and have 2 months to live.I asked him about getting a second opinion.The Doc said, 'No problem.'He thought for a second and said,'I think the Boston Red Sox are going to win the series again this year."