#positive-mindset

"Seduction [10w] Seduction comes from our innate instincts for hunting and killing."

"Six Minus Three Degrees of Stupidation [10w] Three degrees of stupid:stupidstupid squaredstupid stupid stupid"

"Genesis {Couplet} God spoke the world into existence, reifying an abstraction.Now the Creator's had second thoughts and wishes to utter a retraction."

"Unfriend Politeley Means"

"Journalist asks me whether I can sit down for an interview... Sorry, I can't talk now. I'm busy writing up a storm.How about tomorrow?Sorry, tomorrow I'm bust conjuring up a tornado."

"Before It's Too Late [10w] Life's too transient to waste time hating ~plot revenge now!"

"Wrong Number [10w] There is no such thing as dialing a wrong number."

"Selfie [10w] For the millennial generationa selfie is a family portrait."

"Love and Death [10w] A person who lives without love chooses death by default."

"No That's Bad Aim Shoot!That ass clown couldn't hit the broad side of a barnwith the smart photon torpedohe lifted from Area 51."

"Your Poem A poem is a waking dream.If your poem is shit,then it was a fucking nightmare."

"What Makes a Terrorist Tic {Couplet} "If you want to glimpse how dark I really am,Place me beside the brilliant words of our Holy Qur'an."

"There is nothing wrong with your television set. Do not attempt to adjust the picture. [10w] + {Couplet} Network TV's insistent stupidity to the Outer Limits pushes me."

"Murder [10w] Two coats of paint doen't get rid of a ghost."

"Hidden [10w] A woman is an iceberg;we see less than 10%."

"Definition of Haiku in Haiku Due to brevityyour lame observations seemdeeper than they are."

"Jealousy [10w] Jealousy's like being reprimanded for a crime you haven't committed."

"Vices [10w] Cultivate vices;to be without them is not to be."

"Embittered [10w] "His heart blistered like paint peeling from an old rig."

"GPS for Sin "You've entered the point of no return;Re-cal-cu-la-ting."