#positive-mindset

"9/11 Haiku: Rudy Giuliani, Mayor of New York "Now you boxcutter, Iraqi Pete, camel fuckersreally pissed me off!"

"A Suicide's Regret "I cut my vein in vain;blood slowly oozes out.I should've cut an arteryand watch it spurt and spout."

"Free Will [20w] A bunch of amino acids bumping up together is not the scientific explanation of free will, it's grilling a hamburger."

"The Road to Poetry Hell [10w] The road to poetry hell is likepaved with similes."

"Birds [10w] When a bird wakens, flight is no longer a dream."

"Pamela Anderson Haiku Ben Stillerbeds Pamela Anderson.My alarm clock rings"

"Penetration [10w] The difference between truism and an enlightened [10w] is penetration."

"Life is like a game of chess.To win you have to make a move.Knowing which move to make comes with IN-SIGHTand knowledge, and by learning the lessons that areacculated along the way.We become each and every piece within the game called life!"

"Goat Fucking for Dummies You gently fuck a female goat ~you got to ram the malesto make any progress."

"Avery If a boy named Avery marries a girl named Avery,will they name or just label their children?"

"Coins [10w] Statesmen whose faces are on coins are amenable to change."

"Death Ride Denied At the stables of your agonyDeath brought his morbid mareTo whisk you from your woeful wantsAnd coax you from your cares.A ride you did deny this princeAnd bid him soft farewell,Hoping the morrow must be brighter sinceYour yesterdays were hell."

"Ars Poetica: Write Poetry on a Black Slate Poetry should be written on a black slate of imagination,the poet artfully allowing images to emerge from the dark."

"Expectation [10w] Eyes that see with expectation lieby not querying, 'Why."

"Ruth Whither thou goest, I will go ~as long as it's to the mall.I heard Dillard's is having an 80% off sale!"

"Alone [10w] Alone in bed because of three wordsI hadn't said."

"Wretched [10w] Intelligence without compassion is an invitation to a wretched life."

"Some Semblance of Such "To lose one's identity to a Doppelgänger may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose multiple identities speaks of Nabakov."

"Put it All on Black' [10w] God doesn't play dice with the universe;He prefers roulette."

"Ranger Smith, Unemployement and the Possibility of Unperceived Existence If a tree falls in the forest and we're not there,do we fire the park ranger without making a sound?"