#positive-mindset

"God Created [10w] Lips were created to kiss and hands to make peace."

"Origami Master If you're the greatest origami master in the worldmaybe I can find you a job folding napkins at a restaurant.I'm not making any promises."

"please=""hand=""me=""the=""remote,=""dear."=""[10w]=""The most effective method of birth control is grannie panties."

"Broken Heart [10W] The broken heart becomes volcanic, forever rumbling anddispersing ash."

"The Downside of Stuff {Couplet) I got what I want;I have what I need.But they want what I have,and they'll make me bleed."

"An Enirely Different Matter [10W] Four states of matter:solid, liquid, gasand ffuzzy-wuzzy."

"Moment of Truth 'Moment of truth' is derived fromthe Spanish momento de la verdad, that Hemingway epiphanous moment when the matador is about to kill the bull. Now it means the moment you realize you won't make it back to the parking meter before it expires ~sometimes expressed as, Motherfucker!"

"God is Great [10w] God found me in a dumpster and made me holy."

"Deaf [10w] No man suffers deafness if he listens with his eyes."

"Lost & Found of Love We cannot forfeit what was not truly ours to begin with.You can only lose yourself in the heartbreak of love lostand find yourself againinthe miracle of love regained."

"Styx Haiku Boatman refusesto paddle me down the Styx.'No carry-on baggage."

"Rat-Race [10w] There’s no refuge for creatures opting out of the rat-race."

"Your Poem A poem is a waking dream.If your poem is shit,then it was a fucking nightmare."

"Nevada Haiku 'Happens in Vegasstays in Vegas', long as youpay hos to shut up."

"Lotto If I won a million bucks in Lotto,I'd give it to Charity.Charity gives great head."

"Pushkin When Pushkin came to Shovekin all hell broke loose."

"Soulmate My Ass [10w] Aspire to marry the person the least wrong for you."

"Good vs. Great [10w] To be good twice is a true mark of greatness."

"Plant vs. Harvest [10w] Any fool can harvest but it takes true skill to plant."

"Fig The proud oak wed a seedling figHe welcomed her caressThough round his lofty limbs she woundHe saw no need for distress.The fig enveloped all his trunkHer grip grew firm and tightThe oak withered in his arroganceAs she choked off his last light."