#positive-mindset

"Whose Asphalt Is It? [10w] The road to mediocrity is paved with asphalt and tarmac."

"I don't do that kind of negativity. If you put your energy into thinking about how much the fall would hurt, you're already halfway down."

"Do Me No Favors Haiku 'Do me no favors ~I can take care of myself.So, pay the check and drive me home."

"Crawling Backwards [10w] Crawling backwards is the hardwired wisdom of crabs and survivors."

"Suicide Note [10w] "Don't ask why I committed suicide.Question why everybody doesn’t."

"Babel [10w] Building a tower to reach God doesn't require any bricks."

"Depth of Love [10w] The longer the time between relationships,the deeper your love."

"Die Alone It is man's tragic fate to die alone,therefore, we must carefully choose who we die alone with."

"Fugly Fishmates For every woman that looks like a hatchet-faced haddockthere's an equally ugly flounder-faced man with even fewer prospects."

"Children and Food [10w] Once children order like grown-upsfood's lost its sweet innocence."

"What Ever Happened to Stupid? [10w] ‘I’m only human’,has become everybody’s license to fuck up."

"Preserving Beauty [10w] + {Couplet} Preserving beauty is futile;even Cleopatra returned to the Nile."

"Library [10w] Hopefully, the library in the afterlife doesn't contain contemporary poetry."

"Evil [10w] Believing you're evil sets into motion the wheels of self-destruction."

"Jesus Christ Hiaku Jesus Christget a job already.You're killing your mother!"

"Neanderthal Poetry A poem should come as quick as lightningand create the awe Neanderthals felt cringing in their caves when hearing a clap of thunder."

"The Poet's Disease My body atrophies.My mind swells.Imagination's become my crutch."

"Long Term Relationships [10w] Long term relationships should begin and end with a laugh."

"Storm [10w] Clouds darken to X-rays revealingthe tumorous thunder resounding within."

"A Voice from the Past A book is a voice from the past whispering into your ear.Sometime I get the urge to exhume the author's bodyand hit him in the head with a shovel."