#positive-mindset

"Closets Opening and Closing [10w] + [10w] You can take sweet gay men out of the closet;you can't take the closet out of the master-bedroom suite."

"Death Has Bad Timing Death has bad timingbecause rigor mortis sets into your penisjust when you don't fucking need it."

"Relationships Deconstrcted [10w] Qualities we at first perceive as endearingsoon becomes annoying."

"Grass in a Sidewalk Crack Grass sprounting miraculously in a sidewalk crack is a metaphor forlousy maintenance."

"Louisiana Dynamite Fishin' {10w] "Uncle Jimbo sez, if dey don't float it ain't fishin'."

"Pitter Patter I love to hear the pitter patter of little feet ~as they unsuccessfully struggle to break free of my choke hold."

"Recipe for Love [10w] Recipe for love:compatibilityattraction ~just add penis and stir."

"Fame [10w] Fame has a funny way of rewriting your entire past."

"Nebraska State Motto Equality before the law.Where Monsanto/GMO corn is above the law."

"Argument [10w] Argue for the sake of resolutionnot for arguments sake.."

"Promising vs. Promises A promising life comes from a childhood without broken promises."

"First Day at Harvard [10w] Smartest kid in the roomwalks into room of competitors."

"Hidden [10w] God hides enough happiness in sadness to light the world."

"Women Kissing :-)*(-: Women kissing publicly it has all the sincerity of an Israeli soldier hugging a Palestinian secretly checking for an explosive vest.* ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿’̿’̵͇̿̿з=(இಠ ᴈ muah εఠയ=/̵͇̿̿/̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿*自"

"Love Poetry [10w] Love poetry is simply bleeding on the page with ink."

"Shit Poetry [10w] Poetry without grace of expression is just so much shit."

"Divine Write [10w] To write is to divinely dabblein infinite alternate realities."

"Writer's Block [10w] Every writer's block is surrounded by a million other possibilities."

"Over [10w] It's never ever over because the fat lady can't sing."

"Fugly Fishmates For every woman that looks like a hatchet-faced haddockthere's an equally ugly flounder-faced man with even fewer prospects."