#positive-mindset

"Don’t Let the Dead Fish Fool You [10w] Even the eyes of a dead fish can reflect light."

"Let's Face It [10w] If you've peed on enough fire hydrants, you're a dog."

"Nevada Haiku 'Happens in Vegasstays in Vegas', long as youpay hos to shut up."

"Voodoo I'm phobic about pins and needles.Can I just stick a voodoo doll in the microwave?"

"A Loaf of Challah Haiku A loaf of challah,a bottle of Rashi wine...For everything else there's Simply Manischewitz."

"Read vs. Write If you want to know about life second hand, read;if you want to experience life directly, write."

"Lonely Marriage is the best refuge of the lonely to be lonely together,and if it lasts long enough,take turns being lonely."

"Present {Couplet} Our present is the dissipating despair of our past mingled with the promise of our future we hope will last."

"How to Exercise Caution [10w] Walk in the counsel of the wickedon your treadmill."

"Now [10w] + {Couplet} Whether you Hurry up! or P r o c r a s t i n a t e,the NOW doesn't discriminate."

"Stratospherical Poems [10w] Poets circle the earth in a higher orbit than readers."

"Adult Pretend [10w] "I'm tired of playing 'pretend';let's play 'get-real, bitch."

"Penetration [10w] The difference between truism and an enlightened [10w] is penetration."

"Love is a Gamble [10w] Love's a gamble ~ better lose than never spin the wheel."

"Fabulous Creatures and Trust Issues [10w] Never trust a sheep in wolf’s clothing despite the unicorn."

"Cleverness vs. Crime [10w] Being caught's the only difference between cleverness and crime."

"Poetry Should Dance [10w] Let poetry dance ~neither outpace it nor let it lag."

"Fig The proud oak wed a seedling figHe welcomed her caressThough round his lofty limbs she woundHe saw no need for distress.The fig enveloped all his trunkHer grip grew firm and tightThe oak withered in his arroganceAs she choked off his last light."

"Grease [10w] Relationships between people are rarely frictionless;they all need grease."

"Why I Don't Carry a Cellphone [10w] It's a sign of servility you can be contacted anytime."