#positive-mindset

"Masochist [10w] A masochist goes to massage parlor seeking a tragic ending."

"Immortality [10w] True immortality means you've created something that will outlive you."

"Hermits vs. Rising Real Estate Costs [10w] Hermits can no longer afford a cabin in the woods."

"Why We Need Smart People [10w] We need smart people to call other smart people morons."

"ESL New immigrantswho've taken ESL (English as a Second Language),will always misunderstand sarcasm ~but those fuckers sure as shit enjoy the prices at Walmart."

"Brownie Mix [10w] + {Couplet} Betwixt hell and the River Styx,I'll be shitting bricks."

"Storm [10w] Clouds darken to X-rays revealingthe tumorous thunder resounding within."

"Psychotherapy [10w] If you can second guess a psychotherapist,they’re totally useless."

"New Age Hype Don't 'honor your feelings.'Half the time they're full of shit.Don't 'embrace' anything without a pulse.Mindfulness should include not listening to quacks."

"Wisconsin State Motto Forward.Leading the nation in drunk driving and Cheesehead hats."

"Soup [10w] Never marry anyone who eats their soup with a ladle."

"Getting Even Bring a gun to a knife-fight,Bring a nuke to a war.Even if you don't win,You'll even the score.““”̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿’̿’̵͇̿̿з=(•̪ⓧ)=ε/̵͇̿̿/̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿"

"Doldrums People who live in the doldrumscan't throw caution to the wind."

"Memory Foam [10w] She had an ass like an elephants memoryfoam pillow."

"Now [10w] + {Couplet} Whether you Hurry up! or P r o c r a s t i n a t e,the NOW doesn't discriminate."

"Rooftop Poetry Sing poetry from rooftopslike a muzzein' s call for prayer."

"Finding Fault [10w] + {Couplet} We find in others faultWhenever our wounds perceives salt."

"The ‘New House, New Luck’ Fallacy [10w] Switching external environment doesn't cure depression;change must occur internally."

"Spooning [10w] Love means tasting her spaghetti sauce on a wooden spoon."

"Reconstruction of Japan After World War II [10w] 'I am what I plan'became the motto of modern-Japan."