"A Frog in my Throat I had me frog in my throat.I swallowed hard and it croaked.Tasted like shit.Next time I get me a frog in my throat,my snooty French boyfriend better wash his dick with soap."
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"Love Undeniable [10w] A lover may deny anything to their lover but love."
"Say This to Her/Him and Just See What Happens... *I want to kiss you in places I've never kissed you before."
"Rooftop Poetry Sing poetry from rooftopslike a muzzein' s call for prayer."
"Learning from Experience Learning from experience means, 'Boy, did I just fuck up!"
"Six-Pack [10w] A six-pack of beer's inversely proportional to six-pack of abs."
"again!"=""Perfect happiness is when your child giggles and yells,"Again!"
"Poetry as Conspiracy [10w] A poem is unspoken conspiracy between the reader and poet."
"The Delinquent Girl Chronicles Ages 7-11: Skip ropeAges 12-16: Skip classAge 17: Skip periodAge 18: Skip coming homeAge 19: Skip town"
"Facebook's New Marketing Slogan "We can only be lonesome together.900,000,000 served."
"Underage-Killers [10w] Underage-killers like making a whooshing sound when they shoot people."
"Fugly Fishmates For every woman that looks like a hatchet-faced haddockthere's an equally ugly flounder-faced man with even fewer prospects."
"Love vs. the Three Headed Dragon In relationships, the corrosive venom of the three-headed dragon areindifference, fault-finding and 'take-each-other-for-grantedness'.Only these cantarnish the shining armor of amour."
"Leaping lemmings! Leaping lemmings!I so adore ya'Can't get enoughJust want more’o'ya'!When I've had my fill'o'ya',I long for anotherRefill'o'ya.So, let's cut my spiel And here's the deal:I'm just gonna' haveta' cloneya'!So, when we're doneJust having fun --I'm just gonna' haveta' boneya'Again."
"Extra Crispy Deranged Free Range Chickens "Hey, I may be delusional in believing you're delusional,but one thinks for sure, the person who bothers to read this shit is delusional."
"Kaddish Kaddish for Mrs. Ginsbergis not Kaddish,For your mom raised a Buddhistand mine raised a Jew.You'll zazen for your loss,I'll daven for mine.I do not belittle your loss,your grief is no less than mine.But by abandoning your tribe, אלון,Who now will say Kaddish for you?"
"New York Haiku "My monthly rent checkis more than you will make inyour fucking lifetime."
"How to End Racism [10w] The children of interracial marriages should look like panda bears."
"The Phenomenon of Life {Couplet} The potter's some man of clay who's molding clay,a robot making an automaton;Every day we recreate ourselves from what bricks we're made,how wondrous life's phenomenon!"
"Eckhart Tolle for Sociopaths The foundation for all abundance is having more cool shit than your neighbor."