#positive-mindset

"One Philosophical Question, Two Faces [10w] 'Is life wort living?' is tantamount to'Does God exist?"

"Fighting For Your Life [10w] 'Everything will be alright,'doesn't mean we stop the fight."

"The Poet's Disease My body atrophies.My mind swells.Imagination's become my crutch."

"No-brainers [10w] No-brainers are challenging enough for people with no fucking brains."

"Reckless vs. Diet [10w] I live too recklessly to worry about low carb diets."

"Vengeance, Thy Name is Woman Betrayed women aren't exactly vengeful,but they aren't exactly anything else."

"Talented [10w] Being called talented brings with it more hatred than applause."

"How to Treat Your Lover {Couplet} If you want to learn how your lover best to treat,Pretend each time is the last time you'll ever meet."

"Gypsy When one gypsy spits on you, its disgusting;when two do, it's suspicious;when three do, you're late to a gypsy wedding."

"Avery If a boy named Avery marries a girl named Avery,will they name or just label their children?"

"Dull Poetry Dulls the Mind [10w] Poetry penetrates dullness when whetted on the stone of imagination."

"One Size Fits All Life Strategy Smile first.Ask questions later."

"Gray [10w] Since gray's the 'new black' things aren't black and white."

"Somalia Haiku For a Somalian, heaven's drawing water from a well in an earthen pot."

"The Poet's Limitless Imagination [10w] The stringy shit from my goldfish turns him into a kite."

"Wheaties: Breakfast of Champions... who'll endorse any product for a price."

"Spontaneous Gift Giving [10w] Learn to give gifts spontaneously accompanied by a love note."

"Listen to the Wisdom of Shakespeare 'To thine own self be true and fuck'em till they're back and blue."

"Original Thoughts [10w] Original thoughts are not diminished by days, distance or disregard."

"Russian, Metafizicheskiy-poshlost This is the humorous metaphysical banality like watching Tolstoy's wife, Sophia, nag her husband about leaving borscht stains on the table linen. The resulting discombobulation totally messed up the ending of Anna Karenina."