#positive-mindset

"The Written Word The only thing I hold dearer than myself(and my moms, yo') ~is the written word.I'd give my life for that bitch, (yo'.)"

"Advice for Women at Starbucks If a vanilla latte and banana nut muffin doesn't solve the problem,perhaps you're going at it wrong."

"Sixty is the New Fifty The good news is sixty is the new fifty.The bad news is twenty is the new ten."

"Louisiana Dynamite Fishin' {10w] "Uncle Jimbo sez, if dey don't float it ain't fishin'."

"The Poet's Limitless Imagination [10w] The stringy shit from my goldfish turns him into a kite."

"Ars Poetica: Dovetailing Collage [10w] Poems should be a dovetailing collage not a linear cohesion."

"Premature Evacuation [10w] I've stopped all my relationships short,not unlike this poem."

"Goat Fucking for Dummies You gently fuck a female goat ~you got to ram the malesto make any progress."

"Rhode Island State Motto Hope.Not much here but at least we have Family Guy."

"The Poet's Disease My body atrophies.My mind swells.Imagination's become my crutch."

"Carlsberg: Probably the best lager in the world... ...just like IKEA is the best furniture on earth."

"The Grass is Always Greener on the Other Side of the Hill That's because my lawn is on a south-facing slope of the hill and more more open to sunlight and warm winds. It's dryer due to higher levels of evapotranspiration than my neighbor's greener north-facing slope.I'm not the least bit envious of the color of his greener grass.I'm just pissed that the prick owns a better piece of real estate."

"Over-Douse [10w] Trying to mask death's smell,old ladies over-douse on perfume."

"Dogs [10w] Dogs never lie about love,but occasionally fake an orgasm."

"Enemies {couplet} Ne'er shall man's enemies been drawn so near,then when he seeketh to compare."

"Idiots vs. Fools [10w] Idiots listen to other's bullshit;fools listen to their own."

"Is Prayer Only for Man? I [10w] Does God pray for His creation's in Heaven and Earth?"

"Second Opinions My doctor told me I have pancreatic cancer and have 2 months to live.I asked him about getting a second opinion.The Doc said, 'No problem.'He thought for a second and said,'I think the Boston Red Sox are going to win the series again this year."

"Cutthroat Competition [10w] If competition becomes cutthroatit suggests business has become piracy."

"Boasting vs. Toasting [10w] + {Couplet} What many call boasting to my success I call toasting."