#positive-mindset

"Preserving Beauty [10w] + {Couplet} Preserving beauty is futile;even Cleopatra returned to the Nile."

"Immortality [10w] True immortality means you've created something that will outlive you."

"Enemies [10w] I prefer my enemies death than apologeticfor closure's sake"

"National Rifle Association Credo [10w] God gave us two hands to holdan assault rifle."

"Senility [10w] Senility's like a bottle of Coke that lost its bubbles."

"Hustling [10w] Fishing's the world's oldest profession;only the bait has changed."

"Lotto If I won a million bucks in Lotto,I'd give it to Charity.Charity gives great head."

"Rooftop Poetry Sing poetry from rooftopslike a muzzein' s call for prayer."

"Definition of Haiku in Haiku Due to brevityyour lame observations seemdeeper than they are."

"Hellman's Mayonnaise: Bring out the Hellman's and bring out the best... ...artery clogger since Burger King’s Triple Whopper with Cheese."

"The Great Blue of the Great Blue A Great Blue whale mourns her hunted mate.Her heart, once the size of an SUV,lonely rides the empty sea,her heart's now withered to subcompact class,her whys and wherefores, run out of gas."

"Mongolian, Temeenii'malgai The small fuzzy hat worn by camels that cross the Gobi desert. Usually stolen by natives of Ulaanbaatar for the groom's hat at weddings. The fuzz on the hat smells so bad that the groom is temporarily blinded and can't see how ugly the bride looks until it's too late."

"Before It's Too Late [10w] Life's too transient to waste time hating ~plot revenge now!"

"Wretched [10w] Intelligence without compassion is an invitation to a wretched life."

"Perspective [10w] In every needle there's a haystack,if you step back."

"Credo of a Substitute Teacher I'm a 'sugar free' substitute teacher.I speak frankly and never gave any of my studentsa single word of encouragement.Why should I? Even after 10 years the school hasn't given me a pension, health insurance or paid sick leave.So fuck 'em.Fuck 'em all."

"Retail [10w] The first and last sale of the day are best."

"Sixty is the New Fifty The good news is sixty is the new fifty.The bad news is twenty is the new ten."

"Depth of Love [10w] The longer the time between relationships,the deeper your love."

"Why I Don't Carry a Cellphone [10w] It's a sign of servility you can be contacted anytime."