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"Hidden [10w] God hides enough happiness in sadness to light the world."
"Fat Bungee Jumpers When I watch a fat woman bungee jumpI swear I can feel the earth leaving its orbit."
"Relatively Speaking [10w] The irony about 'relativism theories' is that they're relative too."
"Poetry and Love [10w] Poetry and love are two faces of the same coin."
"Scissor, Paper, Rock [10w] When time acts like a scissor,react like a rock."
"Senility [10w] Senility's like a bottle of Coke that lost its bubbles."
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"You Can't Win [10w] Every bitch is a witch;every wife brings you strife."
"If You Can't Think, You've No Right to Speak [10w] Our Constitution's guarantee of free speech specifically excludes fucking idiots."
"Jonesing [10w] Is it odd of me that I'm Jonsesing for strange?"
"Double-Dipping [10w] Double-dip in righteousness and delight in the here and herafter."
"Where's Ralph Waldo Emerson When you Need Him? A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds;as opposed to bigger hobgoblins with bigger dicks, doing all sorts of ghoulish shit behind the Venetian blinds."
"Grave Dancing for Dummies {Couplet} They danced at my grave when I was buried at sea;with my haters drowned, I'm now totally free."
"Poetry and Ostrich Feathers A poet should leave his poem covered with a faint film of fairy dust,inviting the reader to bring his faint heartand an ostrich feather duster to the reading."
"UPS [10w] Women at work judge the UPS man by his package."
"Explosive Heart [10w] + {Couplet} A heart that's been playedcan become a hand grenade."
"The Stink of Hate {Couplet} When haters write they raise a stink;must be the venom coursing through their ink."
"Legacy To leave a legacy,you first gotta leave your leg in the door."
"Perfect Sex [10w] Perfects sex balances the conflicting pleasures of submission and mastery."