#positive-mindset

"Gone to the Dogs [10w] All ideals corrupt into ideology to sustain the social order."

"Cheeky Poets [10w] Remember 'poetry' lies between 'pitiful' and 'poop' in the dictionary."

"Fugly Fishmates For every woman that looks like a hatchet-faced haddockthere's an equally ugly flounder-faced man with even fewer prospects."

"Gained in Translation [10w] In timeless truths there's more gained than lost in translation."

"Chutzpah {Limerick} Despite your unmitigated audacity,you're effrontery remains one of opacity.Let me suggest you turn Jewand learn chutzpah too,to realize your fullest capacity."

"Preparation [10w] Hope for the best, but prepare for your insufferable wife."

"Laughter and The Chosen [10w] Making people laugh is God's gift to the Chosen People."

"Valentine's Day 1 [10w] Valentine's Day affirms the promise that love can be sustained."

"Now, I'm Not Born Yet [10w] I brought a sundial to a flight crossing the International-Date-Line."

"God May Grant Your Wishes Daily [10w] Pray for sunshine at night and moonbeams when you wake."

"Poetry in a Bottle [10w] If you could bottle poetry you'd have one addictive drink."

"Iran [10w] In Teheran daylight dawnswith minarets against skies of bronze."

"Object of Desire A woman knows she's the object of a unknown man's desirelike a game animal becoming aware it is being looked at."

"Dsylıxǝa Hey, it isn't cool to make fun of people with Dsʎlıxǝaʎou dɯub pircʞ ¡!¡"

"Seduction [10w] Seduction comes from our innate instincts for hunting and killing."

"Damn You, TripAdvisor! My penis deserves to be a World Heritage Site,judging by the number of tourists trampling on my balls."

"you=""are=""what=""eat"=""[10w]=""That's why I've become a pizza with a pussy topping."

"Regret [10w] Regret's more about lost opportunities than about paths we've chosen."

"Depression Busy people have neither the time nor the swimming skills to take a divein a pool of depression."

"First Day at Harvard [10w] Smartest kid in the roomwalks into room of competitors."