#positive-motivation

"Taste [10w] + [10w] "If you have sophisticated taste, you like what I like.If you're a Neanderthal, you will love what I hate."

"Paranoid Realist Perspective [10w] "I've conquered all my enemies except for the real ones."

"Toasts During the hymeneal repast,The guest stood silent as toasts were cast.The Best Man bore witness to a dozen years pastThe Bridesmaid joked about a relationship that wouldn’t lastThe groom listened and held the hand of the brideKnowing his real toast was buttered on the other side."

"My Fathers Last Words My dad was a sadist and whorehound.His last words were,'Son, I have a million dollars hidden in the."

"Who Am I "I don't know who I am whenI'm not the person who loves you."

"How to End Racism [10w] The children of interracial marriages should look like panda bears."

"One Poet, 20 Months, 6000 Poems [10w] Let me take this breath... to celebrate my 6000th poem."

"The Road to Hell The road to hell is paved with 16 in. x 16 in. Red Brickface Concrete Step Stones.Only $2.97 each.Always in Stock atThe Home Depot."

"What is Love? [10w] Love is the stubborn desire to find permanencein impermanence."

"Gradually Then Instantly [10w] We fall in love the way we lose our minds."

"Mind Maneuvers When we hear something unflattering,our mind doesn't fully process it.When we hear a compliment,the mind goes into overdriveand tend to read too much into it."

"Lowbrows vs. Highbrows If you show something lowbrow to a highbrow does it wind up becoming crusty eye caca?"

"Hung [10w] Being caught with your pants down is a hanging offense."

"California Milk Processor Board: Got Milk?... ...cuz I got a fucking hangover."

"Bagels and Lox Life's an everything bagel;love is a schmear of scallion cream cheese;and lox, no matter how you cut it,is resistant to dumbass metaphors."

"Virtual Reality [10w] Bliss is a virtual-reality headset coupled with a virtual-reality hooker software."

"Winning vs. Losing [10w] Too often the cost of winning is losing your soul."

"Before It's Too Late [10w] Life's too transient to waste time hating ~plot revenge now!"

"Writer's Block [10w] Every writer's block is surrounded by a million other possibilities."

"Alaska State Motto North to the Future.We got highest rape and STD-rate in the nation."