#positive-motivation

"California Haiku "After my boob jobI'm taking acting lessons.Fuck's fifty, no anal."

"Coins [10w] Statesmen whose faces are on coins are amenable to change."

"Out-of-the-Box [10w] I march to my own drummerin a drum circle."

"Area 51 [20w] If aliens were truly looking for intelligent life on earth,what the fuck were they thinking going to New Mexico?"

"Memory Foam [10w] She had an ass like an elephants memoryfoam pillow."

"Bagels and Lox Life's an everything bagel;love is a schmear of scallion cream cheese;and lox, no matter how you cut it,is resistant to dumbass metaphors."

"Minimum Wage [10w] Even trained bears couldn't bear working for bare minimum wage."

"Fall in Love in Fall {Couplet} It would be more befitting to fall in love in the fall,for the leave's colorful dance of death, augurs the long haul."

"Show Up [10w] I've waited for you all my life ~show up already!"

"Every Small Child is a Miracle [10w] The God of small children is the one true God."

"Perfection [10w] If you've attained perfection,then what's the point of living?"

"Gained in Translation [10w] In timeless truths there's more gained than lost in translation."

"Lost Love [10w] + {Couplet} Lost love's the season of mists,Though they are gone, memory persists."

"Mongolian, Temeenii'malgai The small fuzzy hat worn by camels that cross the Gobi desert. Usually stolen by natives of Ulaanbaatar for the groom's hat at weddings. The fuzz on the hat smells so bad that the groom is temporarily blinded and can't see how ugly the bride looks until it's too late."

"Grateful [10w] + [10w] If you can't think of anything you should be grateful for,think that you can think and be grateful for that."

"Iowa Haiku "We're not really dull,we are just misunderstood.Weed helps dull the pain."

"Love's Reward [10w] + {Couplet} Love repaid is love's reward;recompense fair towards being adored."

"Self-Sufficiency [10w] When God closes a door,buy a Sawzall from Home Depot."

"Premature Evacuation [10w] I've stopped all my relationships short,not unlike this poem."

"Life is like a sandwich!Birth as one slice,and death as the other.What you put in-between the slices is up to you.Is your sandwich tasty or sour?Allan Rufus.org"