#positive-motivation

"Virtual Friends [10w] Internet camaraderie's bullshit because these 'friends' can't be relied upon."

"Russian, Umerzhurnalistka Someone who too many questions for his own good. Literally, 'Dead journalist'."

"Tonight is For the Dying I've seen it grow dark ten-thousand times, yet never once mourned the loss of light, until tonight. Tonight I'm dying, dying, dying; before morn I may be ash in an urn, I know the light will return, maybe keeping ablaze its promise to others. Maybe not.If I had my druthers, the others would bedying, dying, dying, too,tonight."

"Say No to Drugs Commercials The image of an egg sizzling in a frying pan is not your brain on drugs.It's just a fucking omelet."

"Boundaries [10w] Receiving bribes blurs the clear boundaries between friends and enemies."

"Mood Swings 'ᏰέƦẙḽԃṏሁ's the most "unappreciated"poet on this site.Being "misunderstood"is what gets him into a fight.Now that I'm retired and free,He's the new "King"of HP ~Now I hate that Jew because he's better and right."

"Trickeries, Sophistries and Traps [10w] Life's great irony is that we, the trapped,set traps."

"Love Poetry [10w] Love poetry is simply bleeding on the page with ink."

"Obscenity [10w] Obscenity's undefinable becauseeverything that occurs in nature is natural."

"FBI vs. CIA When a person works for the FBI for 20 years and retires,he gets a watch.When a person works for the CIA for 20 years and retires,he gets watched.I know this not because I'm in law enforcement or with the NSA ~I know this because I have HBO."

"Ringtones Haiku 'Oy! Dai, da-ye-nu,Dai, da-ye-nu, Dai, da-ye-nu...'"Answer your fucking phone!"

"The Downside of Stuff {Couplet) I got what I want;I have what I need.But they want what I have,and they'll make me bleed."

"Death is Opening Night Everything's that happened yesterday is a rehearsal for everything that will happen..."

"Miss Universe Contest Protest Haiku Fundamentalists protest Miss Universe contest.Go home, beat their wives."

"Doublemint Gum: Double your pleasure. Double your fun... ...we're talking ménage à trois, you son of a gun."

"they=""use=""to=""be=""so=""sweet"=""[10w]=""Parent's should celebrate change in their children;they're growing up."

"Why Don't You Practice What You Preach [10w] The reason I teach and preach?In order to learn."

"Thorn [5w] Every thorn has its rose."

"California Haiku "After my boob jobI'm taking acting lessons.Fuck's fifty, no anal."

"As Dead As "Nothing's changed at my place of birth.It is as dead as I remember leaving it."