#positive-motivation

"Goose Neck [10w] Whenever a goose has a car accident, the traffic sucks."

"Out-of-the-Box [10w] I march to my own drummerin a drum circle."

"Enemies of My Enemies Who knew the enemies of my enemies were good dancers."

"AMTRAK: See America at see level... even though we cost twice as much as a plane and get you there 3 days later."

"Love Haiku Sumerian whoregrabs my wedge, says: 'I love aman in cuneiform."

"God Created [10w] Lips were created to kiss and hands to make peace."

"A Suicide's Regret "I cut my vein in vain;blood slowly oozes out.I should've cut an arteryand watch it spurt and spout."

"Hope for the Heartbroken A broken heartremains in piecesbut learns to love againwith every fragment."

"Man vs. Chimp Even chimpanzees are toolmakers,but only man has the unique honor of being a Godmaker."

"Now, I'm Not Born Yet [10w] I brought a sundial to a flight crossing the International-Date-Line."

"Leap of Faith [10w] Seeing God withinis where the leap of faith lands."

"Shakespeare vs. Keynesian Economics {Couplet} If 'Neither a lender nor a borrower be',investments would dry up, economies stagnate,and off to the poorhouse go you and me."

"When Old Age Begins Old age seizes center stagewhen more people we love are amidst the deadthan amongst the living."

"Pain vs. Pleasure {Couplet} Pain and pleasure are nearly identical,the difference lies in their temporal perception.Pleasure feels fleeting, pain feels unending;both jolt us at the nerve's first inception."

"Definition of Haiku in Haiku Due to brevityyour lame observations seemdeeper than they are."

"Prickly Pears [10w] Men are often like cactus fruits ~thorny outside,mushy inside."

"Scientific Discovery [10w] The greatest scientific discoveries were madelooking at the overlooked."

"Brewing Poetry Comma sips between the lines,insights percolate into a 10w,a latte sonnet here, a cappuccino couplet there.A few smartass epiphanies,and something new in every brew.One final fix,voilà, the poem is fixed!I adore this caffeine,that alchemises the extraordinary into the routine,and vice versa with the unforseen.It turns blue aquamarine,and words into Mexican jumping beans."

"Posthumous {Couplet} The anonymous may claim their fame posthumous;But let my words be my stake, while I'm still awake."

"FBI vs. CIA When a person works for the FBI for 20 years and retires,he gets a watch.When a person works for the CIA for 20 years and retires,he gets watched.I know this not because I'm in law enforcement or with the NSA ~I know this because I have HBO."