#positive-motivation

"Tapestry [10w] Life's a tapestry of mystery and miracles quilted by God."

"Today I Learned: Delete Today I learnedwhen you delete stuff on your computerit still resides on your hard drive.It's sort of like getting divorcedbut that bitch still lives in your house."

"Predestination [10w] 'Twas predestined that I'd call predestination a crock of shit."

"Object of Desire A woman knows she's the object of a unknown man's desirelike a game animal becoming aware it is being looked at."

"Lost vs. Lost We get lost twice in life.The first stems from uncertainty,when we try to find what our dreams truly are.The more profound feeling of being lost is existential, and comes unforeseen, after we finally fulfill our dreams.To survive the latter, we must create an entirely new set of dreams."

"Sunshine On My Shoulders When you're home's always filled with sunshine,you're either blessed or it's time to fix the roof."

"Virginia Haiku "Bowl of chili for me.She'll have the Cheesy Western.Both with, add a slab."

"Pushkin When Pushkin came to Shovekin all hell broke loose."

"United Negro College Fund: A mind is a terrible thing to waste... ...and so is your paycheck,so don't waste good money on a lost cause."

"Pamela Anderson Haiku Ben Stillerbeds Pamela Anderson.My alarm clock rings"

"Got Hate? When a hater cozily whispers shit in your ear about them,what does that say about you?"

"Good vs. Great [10w] To be good twice is a true mark of greatness."

"Carrots and Creativity [10w] Put a carrot in front of you for optimal creativity."

"Flattery [10w] Flattery is the only passport that will get you everywhere"

"Wretched [10w] Intelligence without compassion is an invitation to a wretched life."

"Why We Need Smart People [10w] We need smart people to call other smart people morons."

"God vs. Satan [10w] Why can't God and Satan get along?They're both detail-oriented."

"Miracle [10w] The greatest unacknowledged miracle is man has lasted this long."

"Straight Men vs. Curved Women [10w] 'Straight' men who approach 'curved' women must'mind the gap'."

"Love Poetry [10w] Love poetry is simply bleeding on the page with ink."