#positive-outlook

"Beloved Poetry [10w] Write poetry like it’ll convince your beloved who to marry."

"Pedestals [10w] People should not be placed on pedestals unless they're stuffed."

"Journalist asks me whether I can sit down for an interview... Sorry, I can't talk now. I'm busy writing up a storm.How about tomorrow?Sorry, tomorrow I'm bust conjuring up a tornado."

"Every Small Child is a Miracle [10w] The God of small children is the one true God."

"Bridges [10w] Bridges are overpasses for commuters and roofs for the homeless."

"Nebraska State Motto Equality before the law.Where Monsanto/GMO corn is above the law."

"Pretending to be Deep ;) [10w] Only from the mountain's valley can you see the peak."

"In the Future [1]: (criminals) In the future we're going to find a wayto turn criminals into wordsand then place them in parentheses."

"Consolation [10w] Man finds consolation in love, laughter and Ben & Jerry's."

"1953 It seems the world has gone downhill since the year Sir Edmund Hillary climbed Everest."

"Genocide [10w] Genocide is the runaway bride once death becomes the bridegroom."

"The Poet's Limitless Imagination [10w] The stringy shit from my goldfish turns him into a kite."

"Lies vs. Truth [10w] I can only speak truth if I lie to myself."

"Wrong Number [10w] There is no such thing as dialing a wrong number."

"Fear is the Best Test Will the fear of going blind make youa voracious reader, a world traveleror paralyze you with a thousand other fears?"

"Prolific [10w] "Perhaps I'm prolific because I believe creativity can forestall death."

"Sex Kitchens of the Future [10w] Her entire kitchen was made of silicone ~ including her breasts."

"Say This to Her/Him and Just See What Happens... *I want to kiss you in places I've never kissed you before."

"Pulling a Houdini Relationships are magic;we're always getting each other out of handcuffs and strait-jacketswhile locked in a steamer trunk underwater."

"Scientifically Proven [10w] Mariah Carey has a brain the size of a walnut."