#positive-outlook

"Miss Universe Contest Protest Haiku Fundamentalists protest Miss Universe contest.Go home, beat their wives."

"Gray [10w] Since gray's the 'new black' things aren't black and white."

"Small Packages [10w] Great things come in small packages from a geological perspective."

"Entrepreneurs [10w] A man should be judged by the companyhe sells."

"2D or Not 2D [10w] The best thing about a two-dimensional world is nobody's fat."

"Metamorphosis [10w] Change. Become the butterfly.Don't stay a caterpillar with wings."

"Delusion vs. Truth Delusions are what really set you free;the truth is a choke hold."

"Man vs. Chimp Even chimpanzees are toolmakers,but only man has the unique honor of being a Godmaker."

"Elegance in Simplicity [10w] The more complex the problem,the simpler the correct answer."

"Steer Clear [10w] Avoid alliances with anyone who's more to gain than you."

"❞ [10w] "Let's cuddle like a quotation mark filling a blank page."

"Opportunities Come a Knockin' [10w] Never miss the opportunity to fuck or write poetry."

"Till Death Do You Part [10w] Marriage will indeed change people ~for better or for worse."

"Spontaneous Gift Giving [10w] Learn to give gifts spontaneously accompanied by a love note."

"Where's Ralph Waldo Emerson When you Need Him? A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds;as opposed to bigger hobgoblins with bigger dicks, doing all sorts of ghoulish shit behind the Venetian blinds."

"Carrots and Creativity [10w] Put a carrot in front of you for optimal creativity."

"Gone to the Dogs [10w] All ideals corrupt into ideology to sustain the social order."

"Whisper into My Good Ear [10w] "Pour your fears, fantasies, desires into my ear of corn."

"The Hand that Feeds You Don't bite the hand that feeds you ~unless you're in a haunted houseand the fucking hand isn't attached to anything."

"Where the Fuck is Waldo Even whens I finds Waldothat crackhead nigga won't cough up the five dollars he owes me."