#positive-outlook

"you=""are=""what=""eat"=""[10w]=""That's why I've become a pizza with a pussy topping."

"Cleverness vs. Crime [10w] Being caught's the only difference between cleverness and crime."

"Jesus [10w] "Sorry to keep you hanging,but it's just our nature."

"Frank Lloyd Wright {Couplet} Frank Lloyd Wright eliminated the confining wall,so now when your wife screams at youit sounds like you're in Tammany Hall."

"The Poet's Mind In so many ways I walk ablaze in a maze,my eyes in a glaze, my mind in a daze,this poem's just a phrase in the latency phase,rephrase, rephrase, rephrase..."

"Spooning [10w] Love means tasting her spaghetti sauce on a wooden spoon."

"Publisher's Persuasion "You're much too good a writer to want a six figure advance. You don't want your readers to think you're only writing for money ~ do you?"

"Athens, Texas Haiku Blackeyed Pea Capital of the World.Yup, just another shithole."

"Dull Poetry Dulls the Mind [10w] Poetry penetrates dullness when whetted on the stone of imagination."

"Narcissist, Assholes and Immunization Narcissists and assholes are immunized by their egos and sense of entitlement against the criticisms, grievances and resentments of others."

"Gifts Never look a gift horse in the assor a donkey in the mouth."

"Bespeckled Heroes [10w] Great heroes in 100 years become statues speckled with birdshit."

"Knocked-Up Kinda' Loven Marry, me, marry me, marry me,You better say, 'affirmative',Cuz you stuck a bun in my ovenand you haven't an alternative."

"How to Exercise Caution [10w] Walk in the counsel of the wickedon your treadmill."

"Unfriend Politeley Means"

"Is Prayer Only for Man? I [10w] Does God pray for His creation's in Heaven and Earth?"

"River Mountain Ocean [10w] + [10w] + {Couplet} Rivers delight in their flow;Mountains savor their snow.But oceans are in concurrencetheir contentment comes from recurrence."

"ESL New immigrantswho've taken ESL (English as a Second Language),will always misunderstand sarcasm ~but those fuckers sure as shit enjoy the prices at Walmart."

"Rules of Etiquette [10w] Rules of etiquette are pretend manners for the lower classes."

"Love [10w] Love is a time machineset to your perfect present"