#positive-outlook

"Natural Born Killers [10w] After their first,every soldier becomes a natural born killer."

"Grass in a Sidewalk Crack Grass sprounting miraculously in a sidewalk crack is a metaphor forlousy maintenance."

"Hatred is a Simple Child Hatred is a simple child nurtured and coddled in a raging heart and then released into a crowd of innocents wearing a suicide vest."

"Becoming [10w] We're a becoming whose final shape is unknown to all."

"Politicians [10w] All politicians serve two masters ~their ambition and their cocks."

"Washington State Motto Al-Ki. [25]America's most rainy, PC and annoying state."

"Forget [10w] {Couplet} Let's lift our goblet of regret,forgive, forsake and forget."

"Your Poem A poem is a waking dream.If your poem is shit,then it was a fucking nightmare."

"Facebook's New Marketing Slogan "We can only be lonesome together.900,000,000 served."

"Witticisms The greatest reward for coming up with some witty turn of phraseis that some day, if you're lucky,it may wind up in a fortune cookieat the very Chinese restaurant you're eating in!But if you get a big head about it,know it wasn't the flattery,it was the MSG."

"Love and Blindness [10w] Love may be unilaterally blind,but divorce blinds both parties."

"Kansas State Motto Ad astra per aspera. [9]Flat land and flatline intelligence."

"Broken [10w] + {Couplet} "His gifts have become broken things, hidden from my view,Sitting on a shelf, above my shoes, like exterminated Jews."

"Unwitting Measure [10w] + {Couplet} "You I love and treasurein an equal, unwitting measure."

"How to End Racism [10w] The children of interracial marriages should look like panda bears."

"Why Utopias Fail When you tie several horses together and one takes the lead, they all fall."

"In the Future [1]: (criminals) In the future we're going to find a wayto turn criminals into wordsand then place them in parentheses."

"Renewal Cream [10w] The features of the human face are enriched by poetry."

"Damn You, TripAdvisor! My penis deserves to be a World Heritage Site,judging by the number of tourists trampling on my balls."

"Fugly Fishmates For every woman that looks like a hatchet-faced haddockthere's an equally ugly flounder-faced man with even fewer prospects."