#positive-outlook

"Dammit Goddammit' Defined [10w] Damned if you do and damned if you don't double-bind."

"What Women Think Women don't care if you got a six pack if you slurp you soup."

"Object of Desire A woman knows she's the object of a unknown man's desirelike a game animal becoming aware it is being looked at."

"What Teenage Boys Do On Their Computer All Day [10w] ctrl alt delete ex-girlfriendcut paste Penelope Cruzpost Facebook"

"Fashion [10w] Clothes makes the man.Fashion, above all, makes the President."

"Somalia Haiku For a Somalian, heaven's drawing water from a well in an earthen pot."

"Murder [10w] Two coats of paint doen't get rid of a ghost."

"Speak to the Head [10w] + {Couplet} Tis of no fucking availTo speak to the tail."

"Cormorant’s Flight [10w] The cormorant’s flight is the first shadow of the wave."

"California [10w] No two snowflakes are alike,unless they're California yoga practitioners."

"UPS [10w] Women at work judge the UPS man by his package."

"Coffee Wisdom New Yawk [6] You either pay me the five large nowor yoos can choosebetween the toilet plungeror the hot coffee enemaya fuckin jamook."

"Grave Dancing for Dummies {Couplet} They danced at my grave when I was buried at sea;with my haters drowned, I'm now totally free."

"God Made God made our beingour parents our bodyphilosophy our mindchildren our compassionhostory our loyaltywork our self-esteembattles our heroismpoetry our soulsoulmates our lovewhich stitches it all togetherinto a life."

"Retail [10w] The first and last sale of the day are best."

"Masochist [10w] A masochist goes to massage parlor seeking a tragic ending."

"Marriage Material For women seeking a marriage partner,a man's sense of humor trumps good looks.Unfortunately for the funnymen out there,security trumps laughter."

"What lies beneath the Semblance? What lies beneath the semblance.What lies beneath the semblance of lies.What lies beneath the semblance of lies!Lies lie beneath her semblance.Lies lie beneath her semblance.Lies, lies and more lies!"

"Fame [10w] Fame has a funny way of rewriting your entire past."

"Writer's Prayers That Don't Work "Lord, lead me from the banality of everyday life,to the gleaming one beneath the surface."