#positive-outlook

"Small Degrees Lobster don't fathom they're being cooked,like relationships being snuffed out in small degreesbut in reverse, as love begins to freeze over, trapping you in a impenetrable ceiling of ice until you drown."

"You're My Favorite' If you want all your children to know they're your favorite,give them all the same nameand whisper this confession in all their earswith the promise not to telltheir brothers and sisters."

"Today's Affirmation [10w] "I'll unplug myself from myselfand plug into something higher."

"Perspective [10w] In every needle there's a haystack,if you step back."

"Coffee Wisdom New Yawk [6] You either pay me the five large nowor yoos can choosebetween the toilet plungeror the hot coffee enemaya fuckin jamook."

"The Jewish NOW There's no time like the present ~but in the future,who can say?"

"Poetry and Love [10w] Poetry and love are two faces of the same coin."

"The Phenomenon of Life {Couplet} The potter's some man of clay who's molding clay,a robot making an automaton;Every day we recreate ourselves from what bricks we're made,how wondrous life's phenomenon!"

"Stumble When you don't know how to end a sentence you've stumbled upon a truth."

"Past is Past [10w] Lovers should clearly avoid obsessing about each other's romantic past."

"That Jesus Kinda' Love [20w] What people do for the loveof their Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ,I wouldn't do for my fucking mother."

"Notoriety vs. Anonymity [10w] 'Tis better to live with notoriety,than die of anonymity."

"The Grass is Always Greener on the Other Side of the Hill That's because my lawn is on a south-facing slope of the hill and more more open to sunlight and warm winds. It's dryer due to higher levels of evapotranspiration than my neighbor's greener north-facing slope.I'm not the least bit envious of the color of his greener grass.I'm just pissed that the prick owns a better piece of real estate."

"Hung [10w] Being caught with your pants down is a hanging offense."

"Taco Bell [10w] Taco Bell: Living proof you can shit where you eat."

"Amazon.com Amazon.com is the Church of Consumer Capitalismwhose ethics demands we know the price of everything,the value of absolutely nothing of true moral valueand most importantly ~Customers Who Bought This Item Also Bought."

"My Fathers Last Words My dad was a sadist and whorehound.His last words were,'Son, I have a million dollars hidden in the."

"Avery If a boy named Avery marries a girl named Avery,will they name or just label their children?"

"Don’t Let the Dead Fish Fool You [10w] Even the eyes of a dead fish can reflect light."

"Beating the Language Like a Tom-Tom with a Mohawk "Actually, you will receive a free pre-owned gift with every purchase,irregardless of the awesome enormity of your stupidity."