#positive-outlook

"Ferdinand VII of Spain {Couplet} He who can false loyalty feignshall sit twice upon the throne of Spain."

"Breaking with Tradition is Tradition You can take the poem outside of tradition,but you can't take tradition out of the poem."

"Death & Poetry Nothing softens the blow of death like a cushy poem to fall upon."

"Herpes [10w] Only greatness and genital herpes are conspicuous by their absence."

"The Stink of Hate {Couplet} When haters write they raise a stink;must be the venom coursing through their ink."

"Money vs. Happiness [10w] Why do people with money say,'money can't buy happiness'?"

"North Dakota Haiku "My bib overallslook spiffy at a weddingor a funeral."

"As Long As It Has a Fast Internet Connection {Couplet} I need a cozy den to winter in,a hiberaculum away from the city's din."

"3 Surefire Ways to Win a Man You sucking my cock made our relationship interesting.You taking it up your ass made it meaningful.You cooking me dinner made it lasting."

"Clairol: Does she or doesn't she... ...take it up the ass."

"Movies [10w] Movies were invented to sellbuttery snacks and sugary drinks"

"The Fate of Prodigies [10w] Early to peak, early to deal with obsolescence and obscurity."

"Pedestals [10w] People should not be placed on pedestals unless they're stuffed."

"They'd Rather Switch [10w] Hearing is wasted on the blind;sight, on the deaf."

"Glow in the Dark "You've led me from stark nightwith a love that glows in the dark."

"Meaning of Life {Couplet} Life's but the love and laughter we've amassed,the friendships forged that shall outlastpossessions, station and renown,the make-up palette of a clown."

"Friendship vs. Love [10w] Friendship requires poise and patience;love demands pluck and perseverance."

"Library [10w] Hopefully, the library in the afterlife doesn't contain contemporary poetry."

"The Cure [10w] Laughter, love and faith can cure 95% of all illnesses."

"River Mountain Ocean [10w] + [10w] + {Couplet} Rivers delight in their flow;Mountains savor their snow.But oceans are in concurrencetheir contentment comes from recurrence."